The television flickers on, an angry teenager in formalwear appears to have just sent off a man, indistinguishable from the man who just introduced himself. She doesn't even shake their hands, nevermind hug them, instead standing there with clear disgust across her features.
The camera zooms in on her face, "That's ten of them, only two more."
This is the set of The Bridette, flowery, strange, and completely surreal. You've tuned in at the moment where the final two limousines pull up. Anticipatory music swells - will our Bridette, notoriously difficult to impress, want to meat our next two contestants...?
The limo pulls up, the music swells, and...
Oh, there's, oh he's running away. A teen in a rumples suit with a rose over his face has exited the wrong side of the car. Oh, he's crawling away.
The screen goes blank for a moment, TECHNICAL ISSUES on the screen.
When we resume, the Bridette is comforting the young man...could this be...love? Or, wait, someone stop his interview-
A...strange approach to our competition.
After our young Bridette comforts the shaking man, sending him inside looking like a lost puppy, the final limo shows up. Is there competition?
Oh, she's singing, it seems, the young woman is stepping out of the car, singing a jingle, and doing a strange dance. An advertisement, maybe...?
Oh! The Bridette is laughing...Our nervous boy has some competition, and some strong words from this competitor.
Stay tuned for an invigorating competition between 12 eligible grooms-to-be. Who will win the heart of our ice-cold Bridette? Stay tuned-
"Shut that camera off! I told you I'm already enga-" The feed cuts there.