#mercvriismuses

[movedcrimefightr]

" father. what do sharks eat? and we need to switch our pool from chlorine to a salt water pool. " please ignore the fact that damian's bag is moving. and that he's carrying a canvas bag. it is unrelated to what he's talking about. ( from dami )

“ It would depend on  ─ “ He started then paused, turning around in his chair to fix his gaze on his son. Eyes narrowed on the bag in tow and turning back to face him properly. Sighing. “ No. Whatever it is. No. “ As far as he could tell, adding a shark to the Batcave was a little too much. Even for him. 

unprompted  :  @mercvriismuses .

[eidetic187]

↳ @mercvriismuses​ said jasmine grins excitedly as she knocks lightly on spencer's door. with a pumpkin spice latte on one hand and a nondescript brown shopping bag in the other, she was more than ready to give him either one of the items she had. Although she really hoped he picked the bag because she'd found the book he mentioned a while back while she was out shopping and bought it specifically for him. " spencer! it's me, jas! i come baring gifts! " ( from jas )

          Spencer hasn’t been home long; in fact, he’s just waking up from the first few DECENT hours of sleep he’s gotten in a few days when there’s a knock at the door. His first instinct is to GROAN — it’s likely one of his neighbors or some obnoxious door to door salesman && he really doesn’t have the ENERGY for either of those possibilities after such a taxing case. It’s only when Jasmine’s voice floats through the door that he PERKS UP, eyes lighting up as a grin takes over his features — a friend is an entirely DIFFERENT story. Still in his pajamas, he throws on one of many robes just before he eagerly swings open the door, eyes ALIGHT as they fall on his friend && the two objects in her grasp.

        { ♜ } ❛❛ Jas!! Sorry, I wasn’t really expecting anyone — I just got home last night — well, technically, early this morning. ❜❜ Punctuated with a quick gesture to his DISHEVELED appearance before attention is shifted to the bag && latte. ❛❛ Are those both for me?? I could really use that coffee. ❜❜

[promiseled]

@mercvriismuses​ whispered:   diego stares up at the person before him then at the rock in the person's hand. " you gonna eat that? " yes he understands this is not a normal question but pretty rocks always tasted better and that was a very pretty rock. ( from diego. )   ||   unprompted (but always welcomed).

“Did...Did you just ask me if I was going to eat this rock?”

Blonde brows furrow, eyes looking down at the rock he held, then back up at the stranger. Dion had been asked weird things before, not to mention seen weirder, but this definitely topped all those times where he had been approached by very...special people. The vampire was just going to chuck it anyhow, it held no significance.

Seeing this idiot try to bite into a rock would make his day, honestly.

Shrugging, Dion tosses the rock his way. “I don’t need it, you can have it.”

[movedcrimefightr]

" hey bruce? " lydia is lounging on the couch closest to him flicking through her tiktok feed. " do you know what heelies are? " is she considering getting dick a pair? yes. it'll be funny don't worry. 

BRUCE HAS JUST walked by, making his way to his office when he stops and pulls back at the call from the other. Peering his head through the opening and arching a brow at that. 

    “ A what? Heelies? Is that drugs?  “

dadprompts   :  @mercvriismuses​ .

[solarflaretm]

“ put your coat on, you’re gonna get cold. ” ( from coral )

naruto pouts, tempted to remark that kurama can keep him warm, but he knows he can't fight coral.

“’kayyyy.” he leaves for a moment to grab his sweater before coming back, slipping it on and zipping it.

[eidetic187]

↳ @mercvriismuses​ said ❛ i already sent him a text , and… we’re in good hands , 'cause texts don’t make people angry . ❜ ( from uuuuuuuuh stiles. )

helluva boss sentence starters

        { ♜ } ❛❛ I, uh — I don’t see how communication through text would suddenly negate any emotion derived from the conversation?? ❜❜

          Maybe he’s just technologically IGNORANT, but he’s almost positive texting communications are just as capable of eliciting EMOTION as verbal communication. A QUESTIONING glance is spared to the younger man across from him, brown eyes displaying his CURIOSITY.

        { ♜ } ❛❛ What did you say to him?? ❜❜

[promiseled]

@mercvriismuses​ whispered:   🤲 ( for the headcanon meme )   ||   Let me scree about Dion please god I’m begging y (accepting).

🤲 - Religion

Dion absolutely loathes religion, and he doesn’t align himself with terms like agnostic or atheist. God never was there to help Dion when he needed it most, so why should he respect or worship that in which he considers a coward?

[movedcrimefightr]

damian looks at bruce for a moment before he seems to make up his mind about something. " father. " the word is said slightly softer than usual before he continues, " i have learned from brown that the observatory is offering a lecture on space. i'm going regardless but would you like to come with? "

BRUCE IS WITH A BOOK, just casually engrossed with it as one would be with Rousseau. Tilting a brow at the hovering figure and waiting until he decided if he wished to talk to him or not in the moment. Head canting to the side slightly as the book is set down for now to focus on him. 

The tone of his voice already sounded like an invitation. A rare one at that coming from his son. Leaning back then as he closed the book more gently and set it aside. Curious initially ; unsure why he was being invited. He’s sure his mother has taught him the importance of astronomy before but he can’t say there is any harm in spending an afternoon with his son listening to known facts about space. 

A brief smile and he nodded. 

        “ Shall it just be you and me? “

unprompted   :   @mercvriismuses​ .