#meryna

[monstersofsilence]

Meryna: Check and mate~!||

Merlee: What are you doing, Meryna?||

Meryna: WH-WHAAAAAAAAT?!|| Nothing!|| Nothing at all!|| What do you mean I’m trying to message someone but not using my quirk so they won’t know who it is by messing with them?!||

Merlee: ... What?|| I don’t...|| How do I make sense of that?!||

Meryna: Just continue on whatever you’re doing, me~|| Don’t worry about what I’m doing, alright?||

Merlee: ... Fine|| I guess|| Also, be careful with that husktop|| It’s burning||

*Merlee leaves and Meryna turns over and sees the husktop on fire and the fire formed into words saying “Stop messaging my matesprit”*

Meryna: WHAT THE FUCK?!||

[monstersofsilence]

Merlee: Hey|| Can I ask your opinion on things?||

Meryna: What?|| You?|| Asking me for an opinion?|| Well, I’ll be!|| My lame alternate asking ME an opinion!|| Sure, what’cha need~?||

Merlee: ... Okay...|| Listen, I got a certain gift for Rowyna and I don’t know... if she’ll like it...||

Meryna: What did you get her?|| Socks?|| Underwear?|| A thong?|| Spaghetti?||

Merlee: Wait... what?!|| NO!|| Not even close!||

Meryna: I’d say get her one of those|| Then just have those moments where you “accidentally” peek up on h-

Merlee: SHUT UP!|| I... I got her a deer plushie||

Meryna: ... Well why didn’t ya say that from the damn beginning?!||

Merlee: I hate you so much|| I hate me so much||

Meryna: Listen, calm down!|| Besides, everyone likes a plushie!|| They’re damn cute and I’m sure your doefriend will like it very much!||

Merlee: You... think so?||

Meryna: Eeeeeh, I don’t know|| If she cries at the first sight of it, then you know you did bad||

Merlee: Thank you so much for being a reassuring asshole|| Oh how relieved I am to talk to you about this||

Meryna: Ey, don’t go sarcastic on me!|| Seriously though|| She’ll love it!||

Merlee: Fine...|| I hope...||

[monstersofsilence]

Hmmm|| Thinking about changing my name||

Meryna Zodius|| Yeah!|| Sounds catchy as hell~!|| Alright|| For now on I’m Meryna|| That and I’m... generally doing this to not be confused with my other laaaaaame alternate somewhere out there||

So ye||