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[ambulating-autobot]

URGENT Message To: COUNTERPART

Oi! Stop fragging Blaster and get your aft over here! I need you to come with me to pick up a mech! You've used the bridge more than I have and I DO NOT want to frag this up!

[ambulating-autobot]

Message to: CMO First Aid

First Aid.

We have a lot to talk about. Comm. me when you are finished with your shift. I'd like to ask you about the... intracommunications network that reaches alternate realities.

Oh, and I guess I can give you the Med-Bay's inventory while I'm at it.

- Ambulon

[ambulating-autobot]

Message to: USER AskSkids

Hello Skids. How’re you doing? 

… Is there somewhere private we can talk? I need some advice.

And if you see me running around in purple paint, it’s not really me, because now there’s two of me running around on the ship and- um. Yeah. Can we talk?

- Ambulon

[ambulating-autobot]

Message to CMO: First Aid

First Aid.

I've told you before, this is not a good idea. I sent in the report and the references respectively and they should be on your desk. How is a semi-public journal going to help with my so-called "socialization problem"? Which I don't have anyway!

The Questions and Answers sessions you recommended are good catalysts to reintegrating Decepticons and Autobots respectively by fostering dialogues between strangers. However, none of this applies to me. I've been an Autobot for ten years and the war is over anyway, so this need for integration isn't needed, despite your vehement insistence.

Please respond at your earliest convenience. 

-Ambulon