#messagestarters

[ryderpce]

I met all of you less than a week ago but I still feel like I need to buy you Christmas presents. The thing is, I'm terrible with gifts, but I will feel bad if I don't buy anything. Any suggestions?

[ameliawhy]

The cashier at the chemist doesn’t seem to know how to count change. Open up your eyes or go back to school, dumbass.

[hey-jude-d]

I feel like singing. And then I remember there are a lot of people around and I decide maybe not. 

[dylanbradleywbu]

Why has everyone met their penpal but me?

[hey-jude-d]

I never knew I could become this bored this quickly while on a vacation.

[ameliawhy]

It seems as though everyone has met their pen-pal except me.

[hey-jude-d]

Is it too early to be awake?

[ameliawhy]

Drinking four bottles of vodka sounds great right now.