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Setup : how [ a few of ] the creeps + mh duo eat !! [ + i got sidetracked and u get some scenarios on how they act w/ you n food ,, i guess,??? ]
Characters : Jeff the Killer , Ticci Toby , BEN Drowned , Eyeless Jack , Laughing Jack , Timothy Wright , and Brian Thomas
Extra : Reader is referred to as “you” , and I believe the only female-specified reader is for brian [?? i think]
REQUESTED BY 🌼 ANON ! <33
Jeff the Killer :
His mouth makes it SO GROSS. like, of course i love him, but, PLEASE. </33
When he was younger, no doubt he talked with his mouth full. He’s stopped it now, because if he did, he would have NO food in his mouth. plus, there’s really barely a difference; the scars that go through his cheeks still get the food everywhere. He honestly tries to be modest but he just CAANNT.
When he first ate in front of you he was so embarrassed that his pasta kept just falling out of his mouth. He just about punched something because of HOW humiliated he felt. </33
At this point tho, he doesn’t care, but he makes sure he has a napkin and some access to water. It’s not very comfortable to have food all on your mouth scars, yk?
Ticci Toby :
Similar to jeff, the scar on his cheek isn’t great for eating, but he’s honestly a messy eater anyways.
He always has been messy with eating, I mean, his tics mess with him a bit,, but it’s more so the fact that he SHOVELS food into his mouth. TvT
With getting up last in the mornings, to immediately having to go on a mission has led to him eating very quickly. With eating quickly, comes eating messily. He will almost ALWAYS have a crumb, a piece of cereal, or a dribble of whatever he was drinking on the side of his mouth.
He doesn’t smack when he eats, luckily, but he does eat so fast that you barely get to actually spend time with him at the table. If you point it out, he’ll sit with you after he finishes his food, basically just staring at you while you eat— which is so horribly awkward— but who is Toby Rogers without uncomfortable awkwardness??
BEN Drowned :
Okay, BEN doesn’t really eat. He’s a virus, after all. He doesn’t need a lot of food. But he will guzzle down mountain dew like shots. Same thing with energy drinks.
BUT, even if ya boy doesn’t NEED food, he eats it anyways. So, what does he eat?? Junk food GALORE.
When i think about BEN, I think about doritos and mountain dew. He is the embodiment of doritos and mountain dew. because I SAID SO?1!1?
Ahem, anyways, he eats chips like any normal person, casually but quickly. He does NOT like getting food on his controllers and stuff tho, so he’s gotten used to one hand gaming and one hand eating. ALSO, DESPITE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS, HE TAKES OUT TRASH WEEKLY. HE DOESN’T WANT HIS PRECIOUS CONSOLES COVERED IN TRASH </33333
ANYWHO. He will sit with you if you decide to eat an actual meal—but by now, your diet now probably consists of junk food and take out if you’re with BEN, which isn’t healthy, but… You’re with a computer virus, so a few other things probably aren’t healthy either—
[ SORRY NO. I LOVE BEN TOO. </3 ]
In conclusion, he’s messy, but not nearly as messy as you would think.
Eyeless Jack :
This man has the “eats gracefully” special trait on my tomodachi island. He savors. He will set up the table like a fuckin’ fine diner before he eats.
AND HIS DIET IS ORGANS??? Why do you need to be so proper with it???
Okay but honestly, sometimes, he will be the MESSIEST, GROSSEST, most ANIMALISTIC BEAST if he hasn’t eaten in a while. Usually he would prepare the meat, get any unwanted parts out, inspect that it’s healthy—even if he can usually just tell by smell alone [freak,,,,][no i’m sorry i love you ej]. But, if he’s hungry. If he’s been out for a while with no time to prepare it or anything, he will rip it out of a body and eat it whole. No savoring, no inspection, barely any chewing. Just pure hunger and need.
But you would probably never see that!! You see the proper, fancy eating Jack who sits with you while you eat and lets you have a conversation with him the entire meal—even after you are both done eating.
Laughing Jack :
I simply CANNOT see this man eating food. I don’t even know 😭
His diet consists of candy and sweets, and I don’t know if he could possibly sit down and eat a meal. He would obviously sit with you, but I can’t see him eating the meal with you.
Bro, he might combust at the instance of a spaghetti noodle entering his mouth,, BESIDES, LIKE BEN, HE ALSO DOESN’T REALLY NEED TO EAT. Because he’s a 7ft fuckin’ jack in the box,,
But, BUT, he would still sit with you while you eat, him eating whatever sweet pastry he has with pure happiness and bliss. He likes sitting with you while you eat, it makes him feel cared for, he actually has someone to do mundane things with. Even if he’s not human, and he can’t experience life in the same way, he’s happy about it.
[ “blue you’re getting off track, stop making lj sad and vulnerable” UGHHHHFINNEEE!! ]
LJ eats carefully. His utensil is always so small in comparison to his hands, sometimes he can’t even hold it right. Even with that being said, he tries his best to be as neat as he possibly can be when he eats his food at the dinner table. He doesn’t want to be seen as rude or impolite by you, or really, anyone, so he keeps up his manners no matter what—well, at least when eating.
Tim :
Average. He eats at an average speed, not very messy, nothing special.
BUT, he does take big bites. Especially when it comes to something like a sandwich; that thing is gone in 5 bites MAXX.
Okay, and, like the absolute husband material man he is, he loves when you cook. He eats it with such care and love, acting like it’s the most delicious thing to ever have been served to him.
And to him, it is. You cooked him a meal, spent time getting the ingredients, preparing the food, putting it together, cooking it, and serving it to him—FOR him.
He won’t normally savor food, but if it’s your cooking, he sits there and eats slowly, savoring and tasting every bite, declaring that the dish in front of him is his new favorite meal—but he says that every time.
Yet he means it each time. <3
Brian :
Similarly to Tim, he doesn’t eat very interestingly.
Though, instead of just big bites, he also eats quite fast, NOT AS FAST AS TOBY, but still fast.
And if you catch him after a particularly stressful mission? I really hope you have enough food to feed a family of 4.
This man EATS. I mean it, he guzzles down food like a crazy person when he’s hungry, and after missions he is SO hungry.
And Brian has a lot of missions.
Coming home to you is great, he loves you, but also he loves your food. You cook for him when he’s out? He’s wifing you up #YOLO!
When he unlocks the front door at 1am on a sunday night to see a note on the fridge that says “ i was tired, so im in bed. ur food is in the microwave + more in the fridge. “ , god he knows he found the right woman.
[ Why have i decided the way to Brian’s heart is through his stomach????? because i’m the author and i believe it to be true. YOLOOO!! also Brian is just a little guy bro,, he only one apple tall,,, </3 ]
Authors Note : IM SO EXCITED THAT I FINALLY GOT AN ASK. OML. THIS WAS SO FUN. AND I ACTUALLY WROTE A LOT. IM SO JOYOUS HEHEHEHEHE <3333
