#metrotextual

[artstuffidkk]

Commission done for @metrotextual

[nomadicvice]

*Vanilla Brendan intensifies*

You hush your whore mouth

[animatedtext]

reqiested by metrotextual

[axel-the-buck]

Green

Hey dork! Sorry for the delay (and no, I never realized it was satire xP)

Green: 8 facts about appearance!

1. I have one dimple on my right cheek

2. I’m 5′ 10′’

3. I have brown eyes (nothing special)

4. I can’t grow facial hair, and it blows

5. I have a six-pack and that weird v-thing that some dudes have

6. I wear my favorite article of clothing (a grey, black, and white hoodie) that a bought in a porn shop everyday (even if it’s fucking hot as balls)

7. I never take off my three bracelet thingies I wear constantly (Pokemon, Bring Me the Horizon, and Alzheimer’s Association)

8. I have a face (I ran out of facts)

Thanks for the ask, yo! x3

[axel-the-buck]

wow

You are my:[] Acquaintance [x] Friend[] Stranger[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend[] Love Interest[] Best Friend[] Enemy[x] Nemesis (I’m still WAYYYY more sinful than you!)[] Other

I think you’re:[xxxxxxxxxx] Ugly[] Ok[] Pretty[x] Beautiful (nahhh you cute xP)[] Gorgeous[] Sexy[] Hot

We should:[x] Fight (fisticuffs)[] Fuck[] Kiss[] Make love [x] Text (which you don’t anymore xL)[] Watch films

I:[x] Like You[] Hate You[] Love You[] Think you’re … the person I’d vote for if you continued in politics xD

I secretly:[] Hate You[] Love You[] Like You[] Dislike You[x] Think You’re … swagalicious (your icon definitely isn’t though ewww)

Should you reblog this?[x] Yes (do it you slut idfk)[] No

[axel-the-buck]

omg thanks for the follow, I love your blog ^_^

Oh, no problem! Same to you!

Sorry I didn’t follow it sooner! I was away for awhile tbh so I may not have seen you come up! ; o;

But at any rate I’m happy I’m following it now ^^ Thanks for the ask! x3c

[rot-city]

I follow you because (I think) you were on tumblrplug back like 3 years ago and you told me that your friend lived on Okinawa and I was like "oh hey same" then you made that banana phone case post so I was like "nice" and decided to keep you around

So you’re saying you found the banana post ap-peel-ing huh ;D

[rot-city]

One thing I want to know: How big is the banana, and not the one that's the phone case? ;D

I have a whole bunch of bananas I’m gonna need you to be more specific