#mewple

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@pokemon-ash-aus's Prismarine harassing Maple, just in case her shenanigans on that blog aren't enough for you to understand how terrible she really is

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@mewexe's mimikmew pays a visit

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Who's cheese?

Blaine may have escaped with Cinnamon and destroyed all of his research, but that wasn't going to stop team rocket, and he couldn't erase everything. When Cinnamon was born Blaine excitedly called up Giovani and divulged two things he could never take back- that he had succeeded by using his own DNA, and that the Mewtwo was "just a baby."

Within 6 months Team Rocket had rebuilt the necessary machinery and created another Mewtwo, this time involving experiments with aging. This one was modified to grow 6 times faster than it should, to minimize the baby phase that in their eyes had ruined the first attempt, but they couldn't have predicted the health issues this rapid growth would cause. It was an utter disappointment.

Cheese recently escaped captivity with the help of Limburger, an Alakazam he befriended in the lab, and they found their way to Mr. Fuji.

Cheese tries to make the best of his life with a positive attitude and lots of jokes, but falters on the days where he can barely move. He wishes he could do more to help Mr. Fuji's Team Rocket Rescue efforts, but is also content uplifting the other rescues, especially his "little bro" Cubert. He's currently relieved that Maple is hibernating instead of reminding him he's a freak that shouldn't be alive every chance she gets.

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previous

"You knew I was having twins, why didn't you warn me?" Maple asked angrily.

Limburger turned towards her. "Twins? I didn't know that. Shocking."

"Don't play dumb. You did that dumb little mew reproduction lesson and then I ran into two mew flowers. You knew."

"I didn't know you were having twins." Limburger took another sip of his cucumber lime Gatorade. "I didn't tell you because Cheese thought your reaction would be funny. He was right."

"YOU TOLD THAT FREAK BUT NOT ME-" Maple became too angry to speak coherently anymore.

"I needed help with the PowerPoint slides."

Maple gave up and flew off to Mr. Fuji's room. He was working on trying to teach Cubert how to use buttons to communicate, which was adorable. His favorite button was the mom one and he would start spamming it whenever Fuji left him.

Fuji noticed Maple fly in and pressed the auntie button, pointing at her.

Cubert looked from Maple to the button and back. "Cu..." He pressed the auntie button, and then the mad button.

Fuji looked at Maple. "You do look mad. What's up?"

Maple dumped the two mew flowers onto his desk.

Fuji stared at them. "Are these... what I think they are?"

"Yes."

"Thank you. That means a lot." Fuji picked up the flowers gently.

"Don't read too much into it. Didn't want any other humans finding them."

Fuji left the room. Cubert started hitting the mom button. Maple suddenly felt exhausted. She sank to the floor as her ability to float rapidly faded. Now the auntie button was being rapidly repeated.

Fuji came back in with the flowers in a vase. "What about aunt- Oh!" He quickly set the vase aside and ran over to her, kneeling down. "Are you alright?"

"Probably just... adrenaline crash." Maple's brain was going all fuzzy, like she didn't even have the energy to think anymore.

"You should take it easy from here on out. I'll get you some food and water." Fuji started to get up.

Maple was rapidly feeling worse and worse. She was having trouble staying awake. "Hibernation? Only few minutes and already..."

Fuji stopped. "What?"

Maple didn't answer.

Maple is no longer open for asks

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CRUD CRUD CRUD OH ARCEUS NO Maple thought. Not again. Not again...

She flew around in circles a few times, trying to calm down. It's ok. It's ok. It only works if I'm ready... am I ready? She stopped and squinted at the flowers. She thought she would be terrified of having more kits after what had happened, and her heart was racing as memories surged through her mind, but... now that she was actually presented with the option, it didn't seem as terrible. There was even two of them. It was like a second chance. Maybe. Maybe she did want to try again, even if it was scary. She really didn't know. She took a deep breath. If it happens, I wanted it. If it doesn't, I didn't want it. No matter what I get what I want. And I have help this time... aw, I dropped my berries. She flew down and gathered them back up, and after pausing for a moment picked the flowers as well. Mr. Fuji would like to research them. He tried to pretend he wasn't a scientist anymore, but she knew about his natural curiosity. And heaven forbid some team rocket monster stumbles upon them and researches them instead.

She turned to head back home, then stopped. Wait a second...

What is the point of being an oracle if you never share your prophecies?? ...I dropped my stuff again.

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Cheese watched as Maple popped yet another Jaboca berry into her mouth. They were her favorite, and she had somehow gotten a whole pile of them that was quickly disappearing. She probably stole them from a human market.

"You're eating a lot more than usual," Cheese said.

Maple glared at him, which was the only way she ever looked at him. "That's because I'm more hungry than usual, obviously. Don't you have something better to do?" She popped another berry into her mouth, then picked up the rest using psychic and flew away.

Cheese laughed softly once she was gone. That had been a fairly tame response compared to usual. Maybe he was starting to grow on her. Probably not.

"Cheese, get the sleep powder, now!"

Cheese jumped at the sudden intrusion of Limburger in his head. "Golly, you're gonna kill me with a heart attack someday old man."

"Now!"

There was a loud clatter in the living room, followed by a terrible growling noise. Oh boy. Cheese got to his feet with a groan and started towards the supply closet, but then Maple sped past him with the jar of sleep powder in tow. There was a thud of something falling to the floor and the growling stopped. Cheese started floating towards the living room instead.

"What are you guys trying to do, burn the house down? Why'd you teleport that thing in here?"

Cheese froze. Tenmaitwo had recently picked up in Rocket transmissions about a pokemon being experimented on, and they and Limburger went off to rescue it. Cheese wasn't well enough to join, as usual. It was also clear from the way Maple said "thing" exactly what this pokemon was.

Another mewtwo? No way...

Cheese came into the living room to find Maple angrily throwing a myriad of water moves at some flames and an Arcanine asleep on the floor. Cheese relaxed, but also felt strangely disappointed. Not a mewtwo.

Wait...

As Cheese got closer they started noticing more details about the beast. Bipedal, a collar of fur in the shape of a breastplate, ears angled towards the back of the head. He looked up at Limburger, who was slumped on an adequately damp couch in exhaustion.

"Yeah," Limburger said, "Don't worry, she isn't competition for you at all with that personality."

Mr. Fuji ran in "what in arc- oh dear." He stared at the pokemon on the floor.

Tenmaitwo flew towards Mr. Fuji. "I managed to access the facility's computer during the rescue, as always. This was an experiment to try to find a way to complete Maple's fossil DNA using pokemon DNA instead of human's. Obviously it worked."

"No way..." Mr Fuji muttered. "We made thousands of attempts to do that, including with growlithe and Arcanine samples."

"I'm still processing the document explaining how they made the breakthrough. Its ridiculously long. And boring. But the growlithe line genes dont have anything to do with it. Theoretically this could be replicated with any pokemon."

Mr. Fuji sighed. "That is... very bad news. Any particular reason they chose growlithe line genes as opposed to any other?"

"Yes. The second goal was to fix the problem discovered when Cheese rebelled. Arcanine are known for their loyalty. Let's just say she wasn't happy to be taken from her creators."

Cheese's heart sank. A mewtwo bred specifically to be loyal... he wondered if they had treated her as poorly as they had him. Probably not. She looked flawless.

Maple huffed. "A friendly mewtwo is bad enough. This amalgamation is going to kill you all." She flew away.

"You ok Cheese?" Limbergur asked directly to him.

"Yeah," Cheese replied back. "I'll be fine." He noticed Mr Fuji was staring at him like he was considering asking the same thing.

Limbergur switched to addressing everyone. "Maple isn't exactly wrong. The second she wakes up she's going to be mad and ready to return to team rocket."

"Well, we can't let her leave." Mr Fuji rubbed his chin in thought. "Both for her sake and other's. I hate the idea, and it won't make her any happier, but we'll have to confine her."

Tenmaitwo tipped forward, which was their version of a nod. "I'll get started immediately. By the way, I destroyed rocket's copies of all of their research documents and killed the scientists. It will be a while before someone rediscovers the breakthrough again. You're welcome."

"Thank you," Mr. Fuji muttered. Tenmaitwo flew off.

Cheese stared at the sleeping Arcatwo. Would they ever be able to break down her blind loyalty to team rocket, or would she spend her entire life in a cage? He couldn't imagine going through that, which was saying a lot. The only cage he had ever experienced was Rocket Headquarters, which was a pretty big cage. That had been terrible enough. His thoughts turned to the eevee. She may never leave incubation either, let alone wake up. This mewtwo was almost definitely a fire type, which meant if she ever escaped and went on a rampage through the shelter, the eevee would die.

Three mewtwos... when were they going to stop?

Maple sat in the attic with her snacks, hating everything. The new mewtwo should be killed, but she knew Mr. Fuji wouldn't allow that, and she didnt want to be kicked out. "Five mewtwos... when are they going to stop?" She thought bitterly.

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When I'm not able to be on my computer I've been figuring out how to draw on my phone, and ibispaint automatically records your work so you can view timelapses, so I thought I'd share my favorites so far.

Fair warning if it matters to you though, 3/4ths of this is stuff I havent posted yet because other panels arent done.