#mexicobystorm

[scarlettohairdye]

Home safe. Mexico was amazing, y'all. #sparklesaurus #glittercorn #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #bestlife

[scarlettohairdye]

Treat Los Gallos is the most beautiful place we've eaten so far. Not pictured: The mariachi band that serenaded us with Johnny Cash, Santana, and the Beach Boys. (They didn't know any Queen, alas.) #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #bestlife

[scarlettohairdye]

Oh my gods, paletas, where have you been all my life? #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #paletas #inmexico #thepaletaswereinmexico

[scarlettohairdye]

I have priorities, y'all, and they are fruit cup based. I followed this (and the six hour plane ride) with a hour long massage and it's the best thing I've done in my life. #sparklesaurus #glittercorn #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #bestlife

[scarlettohairdye]

Here are a selection of tropical plants from the hotel grounds. #mexicobystorm #latergram #bestlife #flowers

[scarlettohairdye]

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Here are a few of the fish we met. #mexicobystorm #snorkling #feeeeesh #latergram #oncewegotoverthepanic #itwasprettygreat

[scarlettohairdye]

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I have some Latergrams I didn't want to upload without WiFi, so the Mexico Adventure will live on. This is from our evening walk on the beach on Tuesday night, after our massages. The water was cool and refreshing as it rushed in to meet us. #mexicobystorm

[scarlettohairdye]

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The sea lions know exactly what it means when the fishing boats come into the marina at Cabo San Lucas: Snacktime! We watched one literally walk straight into a boat that hadn't shut the back gate. "HELLO YES PLEASE PAY THE FISH TAX DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH ARF ARF ARF!" #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #sealionsalsoeateverything #fishtax #arfarf