#eateverythingtour

[scarlettohairdye]

Home safe. Mexico was amazing, y'all. #sparklesaurus #glittercorn #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #bestlife

[scarlettohairdye]

Treat Los Gallos is the most beautiful place we've eaten so far. Not pictured: The mariachi band that serenaded us with Johnny Cash, Santana, and the Beach Boys. (They didn't know any Queen, alas.) #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #bestlife

[scarlettohairdye]

Oh my gods, paletas, where have you been all my life? #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #paletas #inmexico #thepaletaswereinmexico

[scarlettohairdye]

I have priorities, y'all, and they are fruit cup based. I followed this (and the six hour plane ride) with a hour long massage and it's the best thing I've done in my life. #sparklesaurus #glittercorn #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #bestlife

[scarlettohairdye]

We got some fry bread tacos and THEY ARE THE BEST THING ABOUT PHOENIX SO FAR. #sparklesaurus #glittercorn #frybread #arizonabystorm #eateverythingtour #shittytravelphotos

[scarlettohairdye]

The sea lions know exactly what it means when the fishing boats come into the marina at Cabo San Lucas: Snacktime! We watched one literally walk straight into a boat that hadn't shut the back gate. "HELLO YES PLEASE PAY THE FISH TAX DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH ARF ARF ARF!" #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #sealionsalsoeateverything #fishtax #arfarf

[scarlettohairdye]

Two more paletas for the road! One roasted coconut and one yogurt and caramel. #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour #paletas #shittytravelphotos

[scarlettohairdye]

This has been the view from our room all week, by the way. #sparklesaurus #glittercorn #shittytravelphotos #mexicobystorm #eateverythingtour