Been looking up official artwork and found this one and dang I got so many headcannons for it
Mostly present mic related but here we go
Every Saturday, on their day off, the UA staff meet up in a bar not too far off campus and just chat and drink and catch up. They don’t get to see each other much outside of teaching hours, due to them being in the dorms and having to babysit their class constantly (especially Aizawa)
When they go out, Midnight makes it her mission to get every single one of them as wasted as possible to ensure they all have the best time. Though half the time, it usually ends up with Midnight drinking enough for everyone, and one of the boys having to have eyes on her at all times incase she falls or fukin dies somewhere
Out of all the teachers, Mic is the most responsible one. He drinks slowly and just enjoys chatting with the boys TM. Aizawa drinks to forget the previous week and all the shit class A has put him through, All Might has weakened organs so he’s a hella lightweight. By the end of the night they all end up completely smashed, and Mic has to be the responsible friends and take them home.
Since Mics House is the closest, he drags Midnight, All might, and Aizawa to his place and throws them all onto the double bed in the spare room, throwing blankets over the top of them and letting them crash at his place.
The next morning Mic slams the bedroom door open at 9am and uses his quirk to wake them up (this also doubles as petty revenge for him huehue). They all groan and get up, Aizawa tries to climb over Allmight and strangle Mic but ends up falling off the bed and landing face first on the floor. Allmight cant move bc he’s so fukin out of it and Midnight crawls to the bathroom to throw up her guts.
Mic being the good friend that he is carries the three of them into his living room and sits them on a couch, giving them some of his T-shirt’s and sweatpants to wear, wrapping the three of them in a blanket and getting them water and aspirin. He goes and gets so,e greasy McDonalds take out for them all to eat to help their hangovers, then comes back and sits in between them on the couch and eats with them. They spend the whole day at Mics house watching Hells Kitchen and eating fast food (and dying from hangover). They all lean in and snuggle into Mic, while he yells angrily at the idiot chefs on Hell’s Kitchen and throws fries at the TV.
Bonus: as a thank you for taking care of them every time they go out they decide to buy him a karaoke machine. He looks so happy when he opens it but the minute he starts singing they all immediately regret ever getting it.