#mia jacobs

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Zeke: Mia, if you’re fuckin’ lying to me right now-

Mia: I’m not lying to you.

Zeke: Why you only telling me this now then?

Mia: Because... god Zeke. I mean, you know me. I’m that fucked up girl from that fucked up family whose dad left his family. Traded his wife in for a younger model and forget that his own daughter fucking existed. I think we can both agree that I’m terrified of commitment.

Zeke: Not every guy is your dad Mia.

Mia: I know that. But i don’t wanna end up like my mother. Broken and empty. Just a pretty shell with nothing on the inside. And you have the power to make me like that, Zeke. You could really break me.

Zeke: So what? Your plan’s to just, i dunno, break me first?

Mia: No, that’s not what I want.

Zeke: Then why? Why do all this shit to get a reaction outta me? Why tell me you wanna fuck other guys? Why make me fight for a full ass year for any kinda indication that you wanted me even as half as much as I wanted you?

Mia: I just... I needed to know that you cared, like really cared.

Zeke: You coulda asked. Or better yet, you coulda opened your fuckin’ eyes. Cause you’re the only one who couldn’t see how fuckin’ crazy about you I was.

Mia: Was? You’re not anymore?

Zeke: My feelings for you ain’t just gonna go away in a few weeks, Mia. But, I dunno man, I feel different, in a way.

Mia: Baby, whatever it is, we can work it out. Work through it. I love you, Zeke.

Zeke: Fuck, I dunno what to do man.

Mia: Tell me you love me. I wanna hear you say it.

Zeke: Mia, I can’t-

Mia: Say it.

Zeke: *Sighs* I... I love... you.

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Aurora: Welcome! Let me know if- oh.

Mia: Oh? That’s no way to greet a customer, is it? Carry on with your little welcome speech, it was cute.

Aurora: Can I help you?

Mia: Maybe you can. I’m looking for something that just screams... “slut”. Any suggestions?

Aurora: ...No, I’m sorry. I don’t have any suggestions.

Mia: Shame. I would’ve thought you’d know all about it.

Aurora: Well I don’t. Can I help you with anything else?

Mia: Did you get my texts?

Aurora: ...I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Mia: Oh really? You know, the pictures of me and Zeke, fucking really hard. You didn’t get those? Should I send them again?

Aurora: ...

Mia: See, by the look on your face right now, I’m thinking you did get them. Must have felt really uncomfortable for you, seeing them. *cringes* yikes.

Aurora: It was disugsting, and crude.

Mia: Yes it was, and so was seeing your dirty ass all over my boyfriend’s phone.

Aurora: How is it my fault that your boyfriend decided to keep those pictures?

Mia: You’re missing the point. It isn’t the pictures that are the problem. You’re the problem. Stay the hell away from my boyfriend, understand?

Aurora: ...And if I say no?

Mia: Excuse me?

Aurora: You heard me.

Mia: Then I will make it my life’s mission to make your life a living hell. What would I do exactly *shrugs* just push me and find out, I dare you. You’re nothing but a little whore. A dollar store version of me. That’s the only reason Zeke’s attracted to you. Only reason Brandon wanted to fuck you.

Aurora: ...What?

Mia: Yeah I know about that. Face it, you’re nothing. Just an easy girl that guys get to use and lose, and that’s all you’re ever going to be. You’re not the girl that guys keep. You’re the girl that guys fuck because they can’t get anything better. Stay the fuck away from my man, slut.

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Canonically there’s a better chance of them both spontaneously combusting at the same time, than posing together like this, but I wanted some side-by-side screenshots of zeke’s my two beautiful blondes.

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Mia

Ex-girlfriend ; possessive as hell ; mean bitch

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Mia: Holy shit, what the hell happened to your face?

Brandon: It’s not that bad, is it?

Mia: You look awful. What happened?

Brandon: Your boyfriend happened.

Mia: Zeke did this? Why? What did you do to him?

Brandon: I didn’t do shit to him.

Mia: Right, so this was a totally unprovoked attack? So why did you call me then? I don’t see how Zeke kicking your ass is any of my business, or my problem for that matter.

Brandon: Don’t you wanna know why he did this?

Mia: I thought you said you didn’t do anything to him.

Brandon: I didn’t do anything, to him.

Mia: What’s that supposed to mean?

Brandon: Have you met Aurora yet?

Mia: ...We’ve met, yes. Why?

Brandon: You asked me why he did this.

Mia: What the hell are you trying to say, Brandon?

Brandon: I’ve been sleeping with her. Zeke found out, and here we are. I’ve got a busted up face. Why do you think that is?

Mia: You’re lying.

Brandon: Am I? Where is he right now? Cause he sure isn’t with you, is he?

Mia: He’s... staying at his place tonight.

Brandon: You sure? She lives right next door to him.

Mia: I know where she lives. He’s at home, alright? I know he is...

Brandon: Really? You know they fucked, right? And they’ve been flirting for weeks, even after you two got back together. Hey, look at me. The guy’s a scumbag, he doesn’t deserve you.

Mia: Get your fucking hands off me. You don’t touch me, ever. Fuck, I need a minute. I can’t... I can’t think straight right now.

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Noelle: So, here’s the deal, and I hope you’re listening because I am only going to say this one time.

Mia: *Rolls eyes* nice to see you’re still as pleasent as ever.

Noelle: Nice to see you’re still a cunt.

Mia: Excuse me?!

Noelle: You heard me, now shut the fuck up and listen. You’re dating Zeke. Good for you. I’ve decided not to give a shit. What you two do is your business and your business alone from now on.

Mia: Oh my, Noelle not sticking her big nose into Zeke’s business anymore? Well I’ll be. Never thought I’d see the day you got your head out of his ass.

Noelle: For your information, the only reason I was so involved in you and Zeke, was because all he ever did was complain about you and the shit you did to him. So stew on that, you stuck up bitch.

Mia: Are you gonna let her talk to me like this?

Zeke: If you think I have any control over what she says or does, you’re smokin’ something.

Noelle: I don’t wanna see you around, Mia. I don’t wanna hear your shrill, nails on a chalkboard voice, and I don’t wanna smell your overly expensive, tacky perfume. Stay away from me, my apartment and my friends.

Mia: Oh please, you act like I want to hang out with you and your friends. The only reason I do is because of Zeke.

Noelle: Well that’s not gonna be a problem anymore. From now on, if Zeke wants to hang out with us, you aren’t gonna be there. If you’re not gonna let Zeke hang out with us without you, then... he’s not welcome. Your choice.

Zeke: Elle...

Noelle: I’m not done. As for Aurora, you’re probably gonna end up finding out some things, about her, and your boyfriend. But I’m here to tell you, stay the fuck away from her. Don’t talk to her, don’t look at her, she doesn’t exist to you okay? Cause if I find out that you’ve done anything to hurt her or her feelings. I will bury you so deep in the ground, it’ll take them years to dig your body up. And then I’ll kill you all over again. Are we clear?

Mia: ...Crystal.

Noelle: We better be. Don’t fuck with me Mia. I’ve held back in the past, for Zeke. But those days are over.

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Mia: Here’s what’s going to happen, Brandon. You’re going to tell me everything you know about Zeke’s relationship with her, and you’re not going to leave anything out, okay?

Brandon: Oh yeah? What do I get out of it?

Mia: You get to keep your balls. Start talking.

Brandon: *Sighs* he has a massive hard on for the girl. You should have seen them on the camping trip. They were getting close and shit, relaxing on pool floats together, flirting, touching each other, disappearing together for hours.

Mia: ...What?

Brandon: Yep. Wouldn’t be surprised if they did something, to be honest.

Mia: You mean you think they had sex?

Brandon: Probably. He’s possessive as fuck over her. They’ve probably been fucking behind your back this entire time. Hell they were probably fucking while I was fucking her. She seems the type. Really willing to give it up.

Mia: No way, I don’t believe it. He wouldn’t do this to me.

Brandon: He would, Mia. This is the kind of guy he is, he just hides it well. He’s a fucking idiot if you ask me, you’re 10 times sexier than her.

Mia: You think I don’t know that? I’ve seen her. The similarities are there. She’s just a cheap knock off version of me.

Brandon: Exactly.

Mia: So is that why you were sleeping with her?

Brandon: What?

Mia: Oh come on Brandon, you think I don’t know that you’ve had a huge thing for me since you met me? All the looks, the blatent checking me out every time we were in the same room? What was she, a substitute for the real thing?

Brandon: Don’t flatter yourself, Mia. I fucked her because she’s hot. Pure coincidence that she looks like you.

Mia: *Scoffs* Yeah, right. You’re pathetic, you know that?

Brandon: Okay, tell me something. If she’s just a substitute for you, then why’s Zeke seem to be all over her, and not you? Doesn’t sound like you’re the real thing from where I’m sat. Maybe her pussy is just that much sweeter than yours, huh?

Mia: Fuck you. You’re a disgusting pig, you know that? I hope you know that no woman is going to respect you, Brandon. You’re going to be alone, sad, and unloved for your entire life.

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Puck: yo u want those pics of u n blondie that i took over the weekend?

Zeke: ye send em over

Puck: cool. sendin

Zeke: dude. these r great. did u send em to aurora?

Puck: nah. asked her if she wanted them. she said no

Zeke: she said no?

Puck: yea dude

Zeke: she say why?

Puck: nah

Zeke: ...The fuck?