#miami man

[ckret2]

Y’know that official Alex Hirsh tumblr account that only posted once to announce season 2 is where Gravity Falls would end? shmalexsmirsch? It liked one of your posts

Yeah, this one.

You wanna know the hilarious part?

Alex apparently signs onto tumblr for the first time in 7 years just to taunt me personally about potentially getting jossed by TBOB—

—and then, when TBOB actually comes out, so many of my extremely specific headcanons are confirmed that my inbox gets flooded with people joking that either Alex reads my blog or I'm clairvoyant.

[callme-pyrettablaze]

For @bluecaba who wanted Miami Man with prompts 11, 15, and 16 ❤️(written as headcanons since it wasn't specified)

Thigh riding

His thighs are perfect for riding. They are thick and heavily muscled and he has a tendency to pull you onto his lap anyways. He finds it endlessly amusing to watch you squirm and it does wonders for his self-esteem. He's very open with his wants (as long as Honey is nowhere near) and will absolutely urge you to ride his thighs. Especially if he's busy painting. Sometimes he just likes to sit back and watch you grind against him, listening to your whimpers and moans, all while you make a mess of his pants. Sometimes he'll have those large hands braced on your hips to help you move against him as he lavishes you in praise.

Pussydrunk

Oh, he definitely gets pussydrunk. He's used to being very strictly disciplined and in control, but that all ends the second he gets his mouth on you. He will pin you down, your legs spread uncomfortably wide to make room for his broad shoulders, and feast on you. He's not shy with the sounds he makes or showing his enjoyment. He will talk most of the time, compliments and swears and things you can't translate, all while having his face shoved between your thighs. If you ever get into an argument with him, just pull down your pants and he will be on his knees in an instant. That is also his favorite way to wake you up in the morning. Most often you have to shove him away or hash out deals because he will corner you the second he starts to want.

Middle of the night sex

He has quite an appetite (pun intended) and it's fairly often that he will wake you up so he can tend to his needs. Or if it's something you discussed, he won't wake you up right away, and will let you wake up on your own from your own orgasm. You can guarantee that he will reach for you in the night. Sometimes even multiple times a night. He's also all too happy to have you wake him up if you are...wanting.

[momoamadness]

The Bad Batch

[sixtsstuff]

So...

Sebastian Stan playing Steve Kemp in Fresh (2022)

Jason Momoa playing Miami Man in The Bad Batch (2016)

If I had a dollar each time one of my favorite actors plays a cannibal, I'd have two dollars- that's not a lot but it's still strange it happens twice, right?

[hunnamsxual]

Jason Momoa as Miami Man in The Bad Batch.

[kaiandthestrangespaghetti]

About & Masterlist (Updated 22/01/23)

Hi there I'm Kai, she/her fanfic writer in my 30's. My ask is always open for requests/thots/prompts. As is probably obvious, I have a momoa fixation, so send me those and they'll definitely get written. I write F/M, NB/M and gender neutral/male pairings. I don't use y/n x

Feel free to reblog any works! All comments/likes/asks ect are cupcakes that make me more shameless and keep me producing this stuff. I also have a fic rec sideblog here, send me your stuff and I'll read it!

These works contain smut and violence, you will need to have mature content visible in your settings to view them. 18+ only, minors do not interact please. Please heed the warnings on individual works.

You, like everyone else labelled 'Bad Batch' have been abandoned in the desert. Miami Man, the leader of a group of cannibalistic desert dwellers finds you. You prove yourself much more useful alive than dead.

Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five

(I'm treating this particular series as complete, but it is open to further spin offs with the same reader insert character)

Body and Soul (non canonical one shot set in the same verse)

A handmaid to Lady Jessica, you've requested to be trained in combat and self defense. Your teacher is the Swordmaster of House Atreides, Duncan Idaho. You find yourself sparring in more ways than one.

Part One / Part Two / Part Three

They can watch (Occurring loosely after the events of Sparring Partner)

[momoa-magic]

Miami Man 😍

[jasonmomoaonline]

"Listen to me closely, white girl. I don't care about nothing or nobody except that little girl. And I'm going to kill you if you don't find her for me. Comprende?"

Jason Momoa as Miami Man The Bad Batch (2016) dir Ana Lily Amirpour