It's pronounced "secret two"

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[ckret2]

I found one of my other old masterposts so I'm taking the opportunity to finally make a pinned post, prioritized based on what people ask me about most often:

I love spam likes/reblogs. I love comments on years-old fics/posts. If you ever think "this fic is too old for me to like/reply/reblog" YOU ARE WRONG. Does a parent stop loving their baby when it's 20 years old?

Where do I find all the things you write? On my Ao3 or in my #my writing tag! A few things on my blog haven't been posted to AO3 yet. My really old fics are on fanfiction.net.

What about your art? In my #my art tag, but buddy, I only create art to lure in fresh readers. Please read my writing too.

Where's your big Gravity Falls Bill Cipher fic? Right here! Also, every chapter has a link to the masterpost at the top! Also also, every post about the fic is under #bill goldilocks cipher. The fic's not going on Ao3 until TBOB is released this summer.

Where are all your Godzilla fics? Right here! Also, almost all of them have links to the masterpost, too. Nearly all of them are on Ao3.

When are you returning to editing In Short Supply/writing Rodorah/writing radiosnake? When the stars align (and when I'm not hyperfixated on a different fandom). You can find my posts about ISS under #in short supply.

When are you reuploading all the broken BtSDLb images? When I stop having ADHD long enough to spend a day individually uploading over a thousand pictures. I've never had access to the mirror on MSPFA, somebody else made it.

How do I find anything else on your blog? I tag everything and cross-link posts as often as I can. Tumblr search is terrible but tumblr tags work just fine. I try to make it as easy as possible.

Are you taking writing commissions? Not right now, unless you happen to have an idea about exactly what I want to write in the exact fandom I'm currently interested in.

Are you accepting tips without commissions? If you wanna send one!

Can I hire you to write for a big fancy legitimate TV show/movie/video game/comic? Yes. (... Hey, doesn't hurt to hope somebody'll ask.)

[decepticonsensual]

So, for context, I'm making this poll having just finished watching the "Fated Battle Between Two Brothers" arc of Naruto Shippuden, aka the Sasuke vs. Itachi Final Showdown arc. SPOILERS below through that point of the show.

And so I ask you:

What would fix Sasuke Uchiha?

Spa day with a nice Akatsuki mani-pedi

Making out with Naruto

Personal apology from any Leaf Village elder

Getting to touch Pakkun's toebeans

Maybe Kakashi should tie him to a tree again idk

Making out with Suigetsu

Personally beating the shit out of any Leaf Village elder

Starting a band

Ouija board so he can call up Itachi and ask him what the hell

Only-surviving-Uchiha Madara calls him a good boy

Getting his own ninja cat summons (WHY DOES HE NOT HAVE ONE)

Pinning his hair back so it's not constantly in his eyes

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[ckret2]

Will TBOB physically appear in your fic at some point? I vaguely remember seeing a post about it and journal 2 getting together (which would be hilarious) but I can't find it now so I might have hallucinated that

This one?

I was tossing around that idea before TBOB came out when we knew it was somehow "alive" but didn't yet know how it operated; based on the assumption that it was an independent sentient entity I thought there might be some interesting plot potential in TBOB and Bill interacting.

However: now TBOB's come out, and it isn't an independent sentient entity. All the talking and moving and teleporting and bleeding and magic tricks it does in canon are because it's one half of a walkie-talkie and Bill himself is talking into the other side. It's not a person; it's a puppet, only moving when Bill pulls the strings.

So it can't interact with Bill. So I scrapped that idea.

TBOB—while being puppeted by Bill—will be making a couple brief appearances in flashback scenes, including one scene where it interacts with Journal 2. But since TBOB isn't a person, it won't be a character.

[lulii999]

(*Calls out to the fog) Hey, anyone out here remember Samurai Jack??

[lemonykleonella]

He's cute to me in a pug sort of way

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[occasionallysubtle]

bringin' back one of my fave series cuz fmab & cowboy bebop are takin longer than anticipated ~ snag these thru March 7th :)

[ckret2]

that might be the only drawing I've ever made of sammy, because it was so far beyond my average artistic skill level at the time that i couldn't imagine any other art i did of her could possibly improve on it.

[ckret2]

hold on i'm not sure if i ever drew nacho and soda but i might be able to dig up some 15-year-old art of Sammy Samuels.

[ckret2]

BOOM.

arrogant lil shit

[ckret2]

hold on i'm not sure if i ever drew nacho and soda but i might be able to dig up some 15-year-old art of Sammy Samuels.

[ckret2]

i really want to ask about nacho. How did a solemn character get to be called that. Is that an in story nickname? Or just your nickname for the character?

So like I mentioned in the tags, his real name is Ignacio. Comes from Ignatius, related to Latin "ignis" which means "fire." real badass name. He's a professional hit man, a real doomy-gloomy brooder type; and on top of that is not only psychic but also one of the strongest psychics in the known world.

There's another hit man, guy named Samuels, "South Dakota" Samuels. He's from Arkansas. He and Ignacio unwittingly get hired to take out the same target. (Real unpopular guy.) They cross paths while stalking the target, Ignacio tries to pull some psychic tricks to scare Samuels into backing off. Instead it just sort of impresses him. Now he thinks Ignacio is cool. Ignacio's not used to not scaring people so he agrees to team up and split the pay rather than fight over who gets to bring this scrub's head in. A month later they're operating as a team.

Nacho is, in fact, a real nickname for "Ignacio." That's where the food item got its name: Nacho's Especiales, named for their inventor Ignacio Anaya. So Samuels, who just can't be intimidated by Ignacio, starts calling him Nacho. Clients are slightly awed that Samuels gets away with that.

A few years later South Dakota Samuels and Ignacio retire from the wetwork biz, move to a small town where no one knows who they are, and get a reputation as the helpful friendly big guy down the street who used to be a soldier or something like that, and his spooky reclusive husband.

The neighbors know them as Soda and Nacho.

[ckret2]

wishteeth: Soda and nacho... Lowkey that hits all my guilty pleasures in a storyline with a character attempting to scare another off and only gaining their admiration. A character getting away with calling another by a nickname or otherwise doing stuff nobody else can do... Old man yaoi retirement ?? This is beautiful plz tell me their kid is hotdog water. (Also as I type this, I remember some of the names for your zapr kids-)

No, their kid's name is Sammy.

Sammy Samuels.

"What's Sammy short for?" Samurai. Her birth parent is weird.

They adopted her young enough that they could've changed her name and she'd never know but Soda went "Are you kidding? Her name's SAMURAI."

[slapstermasterr]

[ckret2]

i really want to ask about nacho. How did a solemn character get to be called that. Is that an in story nickname? Or just your nickname for the character?

So like I mentioned in the tags, his real name is Ignacio. Comes from Ignatius, related to Latin "ignis" which means "fire." real badass name. He's a professional hit man, a real doomy-gloomy brooder type; and on top of that is not only psychic but also one of the strongest psychics in the known world.

There's another hit man, guy named Samuels, "South Dakota" Samuels. He's from Arkansas. He and Ignacio unwittingly get hired to take out the same target. (Real unpopular guy.) They cross paths while stalking the target, Ignacio tries to pull some psychic tricks to scare Samuels into backing off. Instead it just sort of impresses him. Now he thinks Ignacio is cool. Ignacio's not used to not scaring people so he agrees to team up and split the pay rather than fight over who gets to bring this scrub's head in. A month later they're operating as a team.

Nacho is, in fact, a real nickname for "Ignacio." That's where the food item got its name: Nacho's Especiales, named for their inventor Ignacio Anaya. So Samuels, who just can't be intimidated by Ignacio, starts calling him Nacho. Clients are slightly awed that Samuels gets away with that.

A few years later South Dakota Samuels and Ignacio retire from the wetwork biz, move to a small town where no one knows who they are, and get a reputation as the helpful friendly big guy down the street who used to be a soldier or something like that, and his spooky reclusive husband.

The neighbors know them as Soda and Nacho.

[ivipl1]

nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[ckret2]

if i don't draw something brain-meltingly sappy with that evil tree and robot this second i will spontaneously combust, but i can't think of anything that isn't 400 panels long

[ckret2]

there's a mushroom cloud over central texas