Dec 18, 2016
I’d like to formally apologize for the following.
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I’d like to formally apologize for the following.
URL Change bois
m-a-l-p-h-i-t-e is no more.
The messaging system is gone.
The hell.
GOD DAMMIT TUMBLR IM RIGHT NEXT TO MY MOM
STOP ALL THE HENTAI POSTS
I apologize for the sudden surge in Kaiju related posts on this blog
whY ARE THERE SO MANY BOOBS IN MY DASH TODAY
I AM IN PUBLIC ITS LITERALLY JUST BEEN A STREAM OF TITTIES OH MY GOD
I wrote a thing and I don’t know what to do with it. It’s really unpolished and I wrote it in like, Fifteen minutes.
Nautilus's glowing eyes narrowed as he looked over the body of the tidecaller. She had clearly been out drinking again, A hazy blush on her pale face. The Marai had been passed out for around half an hour now, Fizz said he had gone to get something to help, But the Titan of the Depths was near totally certain that he had seen the Tidal Trickster in a group of Bilgewater partygoers. Sighing, He sets his Anchor down- Which crushes a table, Not that Nautilus cared all too much- And lifts the Marai up into his arms bridal style. When he was a human he did this sort of thing for his old crew all the time, But Nami wasn't a human, So he really just had to hope that her anatomy was close enough to a humans that his hangover cure would work on her.
He carried the mermaid through Bilgewater, Walking on the shore due to the fact that his weight would crush the wooden piers, And his height was too much to walk without destroying various signs. He really didn't have a place to call home anymore, He didn't even remember where his old town was. But there was this nice area near one of Illaoi's temples that he quite liked, Mostly due to it's solitude. Once he had arrived, He took a seat on a rock and took a look at Nami. She was still out like a light, A smile having spread on her sleeping face. Nautilus had always felt rather protective of the Tidecaller ever since the Harrowing of last year, When he had to assist her in fighting the Black Mist away from their new home.
He can't really remember if he ever had children in his old life, But he always found Nami like a daughter to him in a way, So maybe he got along with her so well because of his past experience with children? Who knows.All that Nautilus knows is that Nami is going to wake up soon with a killer hangover, And he's going to have to get ingredients for a hangover cure that he overheard from Gangplank. Nautilus noticed that Nami had curled against him in a cuddly manner, Somehow finding comfort against his armor. The Titan smiled beneath his helmet, And adjusted his position to allow Nami to sleep with more ease.
It was rare that Nautlis found moments of relief from his eternal wandering, His trying to remember his past life, And to find revenge against those who left him in the darkness. But for the first time in a while, He was happy to stay with someone else. Beneath his helmet, Beneath the darkness of his face, Nautilus smiled.