100 Sit Ups, 100 Push Ups, and 100 Squats Everyday

Miami/18/He, kaiju fanatic and general turbonerd as well. Welcome to my blog! <3

[daikaiju-inferno]

Bloggo is backo

Gonna restart this account and see what happens

Maybe I'll post actual OC this time around lmao

[league-of-legends-sexy-girls]

Leona

[daikaiju-inferno]

Tumblr what the fuck is this bullshit and how do I turn this crap off

[4chansbest]

[jamminb3ars]

So I was watching the new Bojack Horseman on Netflix when I saw

oh my god

is that @thebootydiaries ??????????

[thebootydiaries]

im screaming why does that look like me

[kittykhole-deactivated20140917]

fat cat running

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

[alexxdz]

[sonicwind-01]

This whole scene alone is just brilliant and no one can tell me other wise. XD

[sneakyspit]

feels like spring

[daikaiju-inferno]

BWUH

Fucking hell it’s been a while since I even touched this site.

[ankle-beez]

Everybody shut up for a sec about the new episode and look at this reference

[nyctosaurid]

the land before time wiki is the most wild place on the internet

[spacehunter-m]

art clokey’s gumby world was horrifying. like it was legitimately unsettling

[spacehunter-m]

[daikaiju-inferno]

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

[goodpokemonedit-deactivated2018]

I am a heterosexual man and I believe that Pokémon has recently fallen too deeply into the girly trend. I have taken it upon myself, a not-gay, to fix one of these creatures in order to make it more masculine and heterosexual (like me).

Above you will see Lurantis, who is now bathed in a bold blood-orange color instead of that dreadful cerise hue he used to have. I gave him rugged jeans instead of those retro pinstripe abominations. Nothing is worse for a straight guy than looking at another heterosexual man’s butt only to see he’s wearing unflattering pants.

I removed that outdated blouse and gave him a manly and masculine deep V-neck—sleeveless, of course. This works much better for him because it shows off his beefy pecs and ripped abs. 

I bulked up his arms, too, just to bring the whole beefcake aesthetic into full effect. I can just imagine how hard that tensed meat would feel in my hand. As a completely straight man, I appreciate another well-defined masculine man like me, you know?

To bring the whole look together, I made his eyes blue like those of fellow straight man Adam Lambert. Now he’s as gay as me (0%).

Also, I gave him a sexy hetero mouth so he can kiss me. Oh, Lurantis.

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

can someone content aware scale this for me

[telnaga]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed