#micazriel

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"Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me." For a moment she's just going to stand there, resigned, before moving to scoop him up. "Why does this always happen you guys? You're lucky I'm around to look after you," she said, frowning. "What were you trying to do?"

"I was trying to get my armour out of the way, but turns out that’s pretty hard when you don’t have limbs—-ah, fuck!"

He flails around as she scoops him up, then winds himself around her wrist, clinging for dear life. Please don’t drop him, Mic. He’s counting on you. 

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What /did/ you have in mind? Hmmm?

I figured we’d just laugh at the male models in stupid crop tops and move on… But no, apparently not. You guys take your crop tops pretty seriously. 

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"--Is it because I'm a demon and scary?" That's not a frown.

”.. No?”

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When it comes to the whole 'robot sex' thing, are you serious? :|

erm…. Yeeeeessss?

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"What, this? I blew up my science experiment."

"You----Jesus, I was gone for what? Three minutes? How did you----arrgggh... You are the worst lab partner ever!"

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description meme: "He's kind of a nerd and gets nervous really easy but that's okay. He's also part cyborg and cute. Plus, you know how some people are just-- /good/? He's like that even when he's being a jerk. That's Simmons for you."

---He would be so flummoxed if he could hear you, Mic. Good isn't really a qualifier he gets often, so yeah,.. Flummoxed, but flattered---

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Maybe she's just going to sneak up behind and hug him. No maybe about it.

Well... That was unexpected, but kind of nice. Now that he's thinking about it, hugs don't really happen all that often out here, and especially not from Mic.

"Hey, Mic.... You okay there?"

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Yep... Security's pretty tight over here on Red Team. Sure, maybe your teammates crawl into your bed at night, and demons come and steal your clothes, and sometimes strange women show up and lick all your rations to claim them as their own---but at least you know you won't get team-killed.