#michael bickelmeyer

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Michael Bickelmeyer

Party: Republican

From: Brunswick, OH

Candidacy Info:

Statement of Candidacy Filed: 11/11/24

Current Candidacy Statement Amendment Filed: N/A

Identification Number: P00004861

Running Mate: TBD (announced closer to election)

Political Committee:

Name: Committee to Elect Michael Bickelmeyer (FEC ID #: C00553206)

Email: [email protected]

Website: michaelbickelmeyer.com

Policies:

Reconstruct industry utilizing clean energy generation

Recycling facility powered by clean energy generation

Social Media:

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Need ideas for eccentric villains? You need only look to a list of people running for president! My personal favourite is GOP runner Michael Bickelmeyer and his clean energy Death Ray, whose solution to terrorism and drug abuse is to SCOURGE THEM FROM THE EARTH in an eco-friendly manner. 

He calls it “A Gift for Children.”

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tumblrinos don’t say i never did anything for ye. this is. this is the technical specifications for an orbital weapons platform proposed by one of the announced republican candidates, michael bickelmeyer. it operates off of solar power. in his words: “This invention is designed to erase from the world, the spirits of dread and nightmare. The using of this invention is the magnification of sunrays from a point external to earth, to erase from the world the spirits of dread nightmare, and utilize pest-control.”

i strongly recommend you read the entire document