#michael core

[whosyourcreepyunclenow]

maybe someone already did it but

[time-woods]

Doors

Therapist: so how are you feeling today?

Other person: like a concept.

Therapist: a… concept?

Other person: yes, and I dare you to attempt to perceive me,

Therapist: oh. OH. OH MY GOD. WHY WHY ARE YOU JUST A HORD OF DOORS? WHAT ARE YOU-

Door: now dear therapist, do you even know what a door is? Some food for thought.

[cowboyrider69]

yall i feel so michale core rn. im in a hoodie even tho its hot as balls, nested into my bed, watching my comfort show and playing games

[subconcerna]

i just wanna pat his back

[asstrocowboy]

bf just told me he forgot when Summer officially started but instead of asking google when summer started he typed “summer release date”

[asstrocowboy]

M*chael doesn’t know what uncrustables are and has never had a crab rangoon. I’ve come to the personal conclusion that I’m in a toxic relationship.