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[michaelyounng]

Novak Djokovic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Accepting the challenge from: John McEnroe, Niall Horan, Sabine Lisicki and Bernard Tomic. Nominating: Conchita Wurst, Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) and Michael Jordan.

[michaelyounng]

He always talked a big game, he was always working on an angle but underneath it all, he was the best friend anyone could hope for.

[michaelyounng]

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less.

-- George Carlin, The Paradox of Our Time

[iownyoupet]

What's Sir's number one sexual kink, aside from puppy play?

"Sensory deprivation and sex in a forest under the stars, im romantic like that. Can taking someone's virginity be considered a kink?"