Today’s problematic ship is Michael Bluth and Lindsay Bluth from Arrested Development
Adoptive brother/sister incest
Half-aunt/nephew incest
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Today’s problematic ship is Michael Bluth and Lindsay Bluth from Arrested Development
Adoptive brother/sister incest
Half-aunt/nephew incest
Requested by Anonymous
Arrested Development: When Lindsay was 6 years old, she knew she wanted to be a princess and to she wanted to marry Michael. Somewhere along the line she lost sight of that. It takes a long time realizes that being a princess and marrying Michael are still all she really wants out of life.
Weeks at the Beach part 2
So I’ve been having shit-all luck with my romance life and figuring out what I want, so why not channel it into something sappy so I can feel worse about my situation? Anyways, here’s the continued series of my fahc au introducing the crew. Also, @orphanbrigade I believe this covers the tattoo for your monthly challenge so I hope you like it!
Enjoy~
Warning: watch your fucking language!
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Jack had mapped out the entire drive with complete rest stops and snack provisions. What should have been only a two hour drive turned into a monstrous 6 hour drive from hell. When the crew looks back on the road trip, everyone cringes and refuses to speak of what had occurred. To this day, it’s one of the crew’s best kept secrets.
Needlessly to say, when the RV pulled up on a gravel driveway to a luxurious beach cabin, everyone scrambled out and rushed in to escape what had been a long morning. Michael and Lindsay grabbed their swim suits and prepped for some time out on the beach and explore the beach line. Geoff yelled after them to say they better put on sunscreen or they would burn like the assholes that they were.
Lindsay was admiring the waves as they crashed on her mini sand castle when Michael strolled up and plopped himself down onto the wet sand next to her. The scene felt like it was something out of a movie when Lindsay leaned to his shoulder and entwined their hands together. When she pulled his hand she noticed a new addition to his skin. “What’s this?” she asked with a pull at the arm and a quizzical smile. Michael just scoffed. “You know what this is, it’s my Link tattoo!” “I know that, dumbass, but what’s with this new ink?” as she pressed a finger lightly to a heart above that had now been filled with vibrant red. “That? Oh, well that’s something special.” By now his face was starting to flush which at first she thought he was already sunburnt, despite the warnings from Geoff, but they had been out for only five minutes. Laughing between her words, she asked, “Are you blushing?” A deeper red had flushed across his neck and cheeks before he lightly shoved her. “It’s you and your shit attitude, that’s what it is!” She only rebounded and clung to his arm and looked at him expectantly. “I don’t quite understand. What do you mean it’s me?” Michael let out an exasperated yell, then keeping his frustration in check, he explained. “This is a heart. A life in a game that I fucking love to play. So when I say it’s you, I mean that you are what gives me life. You are why I want to stay alive right now. When I go out with the crew on heists or on missions, I have that heart on my arm to remind me that I have a reason to fight for my fucking life to come back to you. That’s what you are to me! You are my life!” By the end of his rant tears were starting to prick at his cheeks and his free hand was clenched around something and shaking hard. Lindsay was stunned silent and was just watching him with a shocked expression. He continued, “And that’s why I wanted to save this talk tomorrow because it would be our three year anniversary for dating and we have one more year of high school anyways, but I don’t want to lose you either, so…” he passed as he unclenched his hand which was holding a gold band with a simple diamond in it. “I know you’ve said before that jewelry isn’t a huge thing for you, but I’m hoping that you’ll make an exception for me?” He had turned completely to her so that s kneeling position didn’t break their hands still entwined, and he could see her shocked eyes widen when she fully understood he was asking of her.
Michael did not expect the tackle from Lindsay, but he held onto the ring as they both hit the sand in a mass of limbs and sea water. “Of course I’ll marry your sorry ass!” She was laughing with such joy that Michael could only smile at her and pull her in for a grateful kiss while he slipped the ring onto her finger.
From the balcony of the beach house, Geoff was trying to compose himself from his little crying session when Jack stepped out with two bourbons in her hands. One look at Geoff and the two teens embracing on the beach, she only shook her head with a knowing smile. She placed one of the glasses and leaned in next to him to watch the scene unfold. “You had the talk with him yesterday about this and yet you still are a mess.” Geoff wiped backed some more tears pouring out before indignantly replying, “I thought he was going to do it tomorrow during the fireworks show. I was just about to ask them if they wanted to join the game of uno I’m setting up. Jerks didn’t even give me a chance to prepare my camera or anything.” Jack laughed and pulled him in for a hug and kissed his forehead. “He used the ring you gave him?” Geoff was sniffling now. “Yeah. Thought it might as well be put to good use by someone if we weren’t going to use it.” Jack frowned at this but understood what he meant. They already had targets on their backs, constantly looking over their shoulders. Geoff had made that clear to Michael before he handed over the ring.”He’s a good kid, and out of everyone else, I can see him making this work and getting out of the game.” he rationalized while taking a gulp of bourbon. “I can see him doing great things. That goes for the rest of the dickheads in the house as well.” He downed the last of the bourbon before offering his arm to Jack and lead her back into the house. “Now let’s go inside so I can show these kids what true fear means when I play uno.“
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Michael and Lindsay are literally relationship goals for me. Michael legitimately has two out of three hearts filled in to represent Lindsay and now Iris as well. He also was the one who cried at his own wedding. And Lindsay is just perfection to me~
“I just squish her face. Like I’ll squish it, and I’ll pinch her face, this is like, ‘I love you, I’m kissing you in public’, but I’m not. Those are my love pinches. It’s less intrusive. It’s more just like, ‘Oh, he’s abusing his wife’.”
The SECOND Lindsay found out she was adopted she decided she was going to marry Michael
This insanity
So I think I wrote a quite angsty Michael x Lindsay fic. 😨😨😨😨😨
she slapped his butt they're so cute!!!!!!!!