Cactus & a Lily

Multi fandom mess. 24. aspiring journalist. I obsess over tv shows and they consume my life. Probably in love with 10-15 characters at a time. Dream job: writing shouts and murmurs at The New Yorker || icon credit: manbunjon

[parasocialites]

[i-flood-my-basement]

me talking about myself: ▶🔘──────── 0:04 me talking about Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova: ▶🔘──────── 69:21:17

[rpbfr]

rest in peace trixie

[aw1998monsters]

me: does a face mask, buys stuff, pretends like i don’t have moderate to severe depression and an overwhelming sense of emptiness in life 😎

[jasonmantzoukas]

this love is o u r s

[limeandfreesias]

Hell yeah!! God knows we need more and more people creating content for the trixya tag

Happy to help, although I really should be packing. Oh well, my obsessions always end up taking control of my mind and my time who am I kidding?

[limeandfreesias]

I still have to pack for my trip to New York but I'm gonna finish my trixya mood board because I'm that girl you knew I were

[rhaella]

**** new game of thrones season 7 leaks ****

robb stark will be resurrected by melisandre/the lord of light, but he will not be the same.  he will have the head of a direwolf and the body of a decaying corpse (basically the minotaur of westeros) and he will be ruthless and set off to kill everyone except the starks.

there will be a flashback scene of rhaegar and lyanna where rhaegar will tell lyanna that he wants to name their baby “aegon” because you never know when you’ll lose your regular aegon and will need a spare.  also, he admits that he is terrible with names and having two sons with different names could be difficult for him.

it will be revealed that cersei is pregnant with zombie clegane’s baby.  she will give birth to the zombie baby and while he is being born in king’s landing, the wall will be falling in the north.  it will be revealed that the zombie baby is actually the third head of the dragon and also azor ahai and also a secret targaryen.

gendry returns.  his arms muscles are the size of a small truck from all that rowing and he can’t hold them up because his body is now very disproportionate, so now his arms just kinda drag on the ground.  it’s very disturbing.

it will be revealed that bran stark the time traveler has gone back in time and fathered every known character.  and bran is actually a secret targaryen.  therefore everyone is a secret targaryen.

hot pie will find melisandre.  melisandre will be convinced that he is the new prince that was promised.  spoiler alert: he’s not.

bran’s vision reveals that yara’s real name was actually asha this whole time.  he tells her and she spirals into a strange identity crisis.

brienne of tarth says “fuck this shit” (exact quote, s7 ep2) and joins the night king.  not even as a wight.  she just is really sick of humanity and swears an oath to the night king that she will help him destroy it.  podrick will marry the night queen to seal the alliance.

it will be revealed that there are actually four heads of the dragon.  the fourth is either lyanna mormont or little sam.  as of the last episode, we do not know which.

daenerys will go to the wall to use her dragons against the white walkers.  jon is instantly smitten with her and wants to be her king, but daenerys only has eyes for sansa.  the last scene of the season is a proposal from daenerys to sansa that they marry and split the kingdom and rule as queen in the north and queen in the south.  sansa says yes.

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

Important update! New spoilers have been leaked. Don’t read if u don’t want s7 spoiled!

• euron’s gift for daenerys is a $30 chilis gift card with only $6.83 left on it

• one of the nights watch men who stabbed jon was actually the real azor ahai and jon was his nissa nissa. Jon killed azor ahai and bran will reveal this to him in episode 4

• arya tries to get vengence on everyone involved in the red wedding but then lady stoneheart shows up and is all like “really arya? this isn’t how i raised you”

• bran uses his gift to look into the past and solve the biggest mystery of the series: why podrick’s dick game so good

[i-flood-my-basement]

me talking about myself: ▶🔘──────── 0:04 me talking about Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova: ▶🔘──────── 69:21:17

[maisie-williamss]

“The internet is always frowned upon. People always make it out to be a negative place. But because of the internet, my generation is the most accepting that there has ever been. We understand each other, we give each other the time of day and don’t segregate people because they’re different.” - Maisie Williams (The Sunday Times UK)

[dua-daily]

Dua Lipa photographed by Pixie Levinson

[gameofthronesdaily]

[aryastarksource]

The Best of Arya Stark: Best Quote ↳ 2. “Fear cuts deeper than swords”

[oberynmartell]

lets face it were all gonna end up naming our kids lyanna or arya or jon or dany etc

[tracyandkatie]

Katya tips Trixie (after laughing at her for tripping)

[michaelfassbnder]

favorite drag queens ➳ trixie mattel  ↳ “know what you’re worth & demand three times that.” 

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