#mick dicks

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i think its verrry weird how you started posting nsfw posts and reblogging porn the minute you turned 18 idk

I hate to be the one to tell you this but I have been actively extremely horny since I hit puberty when I was like twelve years old. Human development does not work like "absolutely zero impure thoughts until you reach the designated legal sex age, where you have until 25 to finally learn what a boob is, and then 25+ you're allowed to have consensual sex 😊 because 19-25-year-olds are basically minors". I also can tell that the underlying idea in this ask is that I, and anyone who begins posting nsfw when they turn 18, was somehow "groomed" into it, when the fact of the matter is that I have been very naturally gay horny for years and waited until I was 18 to explicitly post about it because THAT'S how you keep yourself safe. You don't pretend to be a delicate sexless angel with the mind of a five-year-old who's never heard what sex is just because you're seventeen. I am a human being with sexual thoughts and I'm now a legal adult who is allowed to post about them. Realize that there is a difference between external adults "waiting until she's 18" and someone waiting until they themselves are 18 so they can go out and buy porn, which they've wanted to buy for years.

This is an extremely reductive, reactionary, infantilizing, and conservative way to speak to me. Don't even pretend you have progressive sexual politics if you think like this. Fuck yourself I'm so serious. No one ever speak to me this way again

[mommyashtoreth]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Helloooooo mommyashtoreth nation I've done it again. Roughly 2000 words of second-person POV hot nasty angel/demon sex action. Please give me attention Now

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can heavy weapons guy squirt

It costs four hundred thousand dollars for Heavy to squirt for twelve seconds

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Wether his name is Herbert 🤢 or something better and cooler we can all agree he's boobed up and hairy and going to boobily boob his way down the stairs to go bust it down sexual style on the battlefield amen (remembers there's people who think he's not hairy and think he doesn't have Hella boobage) ... wait foreal ...? *gets sad and runs away directly into a wall (medics huge hairy badonkers which get a littlw bit of milk on me(hes lactating) and i go yay and then he fucks me(stabs me 47 times in the chest with thw ubersaw and turns me into a pumpkin) and then he goes hoo! What fun! And frolics away to go make out with the heavy pregnant guy (pregnant heavy weapons guy)(medic got him pregnant)) I wish i could get him pregnant.. (who said that)*

I'm pro-pushy fan emails as long as we can email Gabe Newell enough times that Medic's giant bazongahongas are remodeled with full jiggle physics and also now there's a new gamemode where everyone gets each other malepregnant. Aaaaand post

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Ooh! I’ve got a gay trans TF2 thing! I project onto Miss Pauling crazy style cause she’s just like me for real (operating on a razor edge at all times, associates with an insane number of trans men, gilf hunter) so to me she’s a tgirl rocking an absolute microdick (and despite how hard it is to see Admin always knows when she’s half chub and points it out with (feigned) disgust to get her full mast) and dish plate titties, just nothing there that’s all socks and prayers

On the other hand I think Hale is a trans man and Aus4Aus because other Australians are the only ones that won’t be torn asunder by his Hale’s Own Cunt if he gets too into it

Miss P has absolutely insane levels of tgirl swag (tgirl cringe? Tgirl wage slave) the glasses the ripped tights the gun magazines.... I know what you are. I think Admin is a cis bi chaser and Pauling is like Ughhhh she's sooooo hot 😍😍😍😍😍 and all her friends are like Girllll please have standards. Saxton Hale being transmasc tracks with my analysis of "Australium as testosterone" and that's also why Sniper is allegorically trans. Everyone mentioned in this response is forming the world's worst fucking polycule

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Soldier for sure has a degradation kink, right? He’ll yell at you, sure, but I think what actually gets him off is being ordered around and chastised. He’s 100% taking commands from his partner(s). I know everyone likes to make Scout the dog but soldier is The DOG.

I think he has both ends of the degradation kink if we're being real

[ID: Tf2 comic panel of Zhanna sadly holding up her bloody stump and saying "Now I am handless monster..." and Soldier holding her by the stump and saying "What? No! Son, you look ravishing! Do you hear me, you piece of garbage? You are ravishing! I did know they stacked ravishing that high!" End ID]

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afab mad milk is scout's creamy white pre-menstrual discharge send post

Maybe that other anon was right maybe I should stop posting porn

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soldier is a vers switch but you have to earn the right to dom him via either wrestling match or out full metal jacketing him

And for the wrestling match you both need to be completely naked and also covered in honey