Marvel Comics Predictions (by someone who doesn’t read comics)
- Mjolnir becomes humanoid and also the new Thor. Don’t ask what happened to Odinson. Let’s just say it was one of Loki’s pranks gone wrong and leave it at that.
- Microcops (the Oh Yeah! Cartoons short, not the 80′s pilot movie) are now part of the Marvel canon.
- Deadpool starts a betting pool on what Marvel’s next screw up will be.
- The Avengers go to elf practice. Results are similar to the elf practice scene from the Real Time Fandub version of Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.










