midgardrend replied to your post ““Everyone’s horny again…””
" Their insistence on whetting their appetite pisses me off. "
“Whetting? What, are they sharpening something? How is that relevant to what’s happening at the moment?”
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midgardrend replied to your post ““Everyone’s horny again…””
" Their insistence on whetting their appetite pisses me off. "
“Whetting? What, are they sharpening something? How is that relevant to what’s happening at the moment?”
midgardrend replied to your post: Kris laid the Steel Sword he’s polishing aside ,...
“ Hush. ” Placing a finger atop Robin’s lips , Kris closed the gap between them. “ We’ve slogged through labyrinthine cornfields today. Isn’t denial exhausting , much like resisting a god’s words ~ ?? ”
{📚} “Whatever could you be talking about? Resisting you has been pretty easy so far~” Robin was trying to gauge a reaction, clearly.
midgardrend replied to your post: “ You’re a tactician who trembles at the slightest...
“ I was too preoccupied grousing about becoming someone’s chess piece. ”
{📚} “...I can see that. Anyway, I refuse to let my personal weaknesses get in the way of protecting everybody I care about while out on the battlefield. I’ll never forgive myself if someone died because I was too weak.”
midgardrend replied to your post: The dragon planned to survey the area and heads...
“ I’m scouting the borders for trouble. Captain’s orders. ” Kris disappears into the clutch of branches , reappearing on the topmost central portion. “ And yourself ?? Surveying the landscape itself as opposed to enemy forces ?? ”
{📚} “You’re sorta right.” Robin added, staring up at Kris from his new vantage point in the tree. “I’m familiarizing myself with the landscape for the purpose of using this land to our advantage in battle. Half of the battle is the environment, after all. Gotta find good spots for ambushes that can change the tides of battle and the like.”
Kris laid the Steel Sword he’s polishing aside , scooting over to Robin. Caressing his cheek with his knuckles , the dragon gulped. “ I , um. Love y- the texture of your flesh. ”
{📚} “...The texture of my flesh?” Robin was confused by the sudden embrace. “What’s so special about my flesh in particular? I’m sure there are others who have much softer skin than me.”
Watch as Kris not-so-subtly teaches her children the art of pyrotechnics ... he's planning to succeed in raising future pyromancers ... and now he's hiding the gigantic sparkler behind his back whistling innocently while the flames waved about on the tip.
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“…Kris, you can’t hide that from me. Even if I can’t see it, I can hear it. What are you trying to accomplish here? Do I need to revoke your sparkler rights?”
midgardrend replied to your post “ Do you believe trees wail in a language inaudible to humans when...”
" The fifth person without an answer. I suppose I'll cut my streak short. Anyways , who're you ?? I'm a traveller seeking lodgings. "
Not exactly normal ‘strike up a conversation’ material but alright. “Ah-- How rude of me not to introduce myself. My name is Ja’far, it’s a pleasure to meet you. If it’s a place to stay you’re looking for, there are several inns near by, I can show you if you’d like.”
" Do you believe trees wail in a language inaudible to humans when they're sliced ?? "
Well, that’s horrifying. Who thinks of this stuff, honestly–
“No? Forgive me. I’m– not entirely sure how to respond to that.”