#midnightcanary

[assassinregrets]

BLACK SAILS. IM OBSESSED I LOVE PIRATES THEYRE ALL DEAD SEXY AND HOT GIRLS KISSIN AND HOT BOYS KISSIN GIRLS AND PIRATE SEX AND VIOLENCE AND LOW GROWLY VANE VOICE IT KILLS ME BLACK SAILS HAS KILLED ME DEAD MY SKETCHBOOK IS FULL OF PIRATES HELP ME PLEASE

IT IS THE SHOW I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL MY LIFE  ok all my life since spartacus ended lbr IT IS EVERYTHING

[livsnjutaree]

Me: *tries to sneak into bedroom*

Syd: *stirs and mumbles incoherently*

Me: *gets into squeaky bed*

Me: *winces*

Syd: *accusingly* What time is it, Kel?

Me: I dunno my phone died

Syd: *mumbles incoherently*

Me: Are you awake awake or are you sleep awake?

Syd: *groans*

Me: I'm sorry if I woke yo-

Syd: *snores*

[livsnjutaree]

Me: *whines*

Me: I hafta fart

Syd: Do some before bedtime yoga

Me: *doesn't move*

Me: I farted

Syd: See? I told ya. Problem solved.

[livsnjutaree]

Update, friends: Six flags was hella rad. I did not faint on Bizarro again. I am hella sunburnt. Syd is the best at getting in lines at the optimal time. 10/10 day.

[livsnjutaree]

brb listening to sampson and crying in my bed while eating keebler cookies

[livsnjutaree]

Syd and I just nose-kazooed the wonky saxophone part of "Talk Dirty To Me" for a solid twenty minutes. We spent a good amount of time working on our nose trills.

[alltheseemoticons]

What's your guilty pleasure show or movie?

Nothing is a guilty pleasure really? But I guess I could count my ridiculous love for glee when it's such crap at times but I don't hide the fact I like it? I can't think of any movies that would count as a guilty pleasure either. I love a lot of things and feel no guilt.

[livsnjutaree]

Syd: Are you staying up here this summer?

Me: I was planning on it, yeah.

Syd: Okay, that's what I thought. My dad was asking, saying I should come check every month to see if, ya know, a pipe burst or something. But now I know you'll be here.

Me: I'll take good care of the homestead. Be safe on the plains.

Syd: *hooks thumbs in invisible pantloops*

Syd: *squats and struts like a cowboy*

Syd: Them buffalo a'int gonna hunt themselves...