Nov 21, 2021
20/11/21
Got to work on time today - early, in fact. Brilliant. But a monstrous pile of vomit awaited I on the carpet, and only the bravest knight (me, of course), and her trusty steed (aka, the company vacuum) could ever possibly tackle it and terminate it for good. Job well done, I’d say. The heap is no more, but I can’t say the same for the flagrant stain it left behind. I’d almost have the courage to compare it to a ‘Hiroshima Shadow of Death’, but it would be most inappropriate. Oh well - the truth hurts a-many.
