The Truth about... Rants (Rant)
You’ve probably read one or two articles with a similar title. I hate those quite a lot. The Truth about Men’s digestion, the Truth about Ben Franklin, the Truth about luring people into reading you’re written words with a title, (Pro tip: put “the Truth about BLANK” in it), the Truth about sucking all the cocks, etc.
Aside from being overused as all hell it’s quite condescending isn’t it? As if to say that some fact has been hidden from the people’s eyes and what I write will reveal said truth. But it’s never something so grand. Sometimes the articles or whatever are alright but that’s not the point.
It’s too aggressively grabby to your attention and it’s typically bullshit but I suppose that’s normal for the internet. Such writers use a title like “the truth about blanks,” “Uncovered secrets about toothpaste,” etc to entice you. You see, if you’re searching for toothpaste facts you’re far more likely to click on an article (or w/e) with such an aggrssively attention grabbing title rather than a blunt one. But that’s already known to you, of course. I’m stating far too obvious things.
~5 minutes later~
Jesus lord I have a massive migraine. The migraine’s flavor is currently “Uncomfortably agressive finger rubbing on my brain” specific location is the north west west part of my brain and a bit of the far back but the flavor back there is numbness, one of the creepier ones. I could make a big old rant about flavors of migraines but currently all of my sense are screaming at me to pass out hard. And my will power is far too weak to defy those orders for long. Thus I must part.
Sorry for not writing anything in a while, I feel like I apologize all the time about that but the fact is I’m way busier than I was before and I barely posted before. Life’s a bitch. See ya around folks.