Have we considered immortal Jaskier because of his songs. Jaskier who doesn’t age as long as people sing his songs. I think he deserves some magic, just for fun
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MY FRIEND I AM HAVING THOUGHTS
but IMAGINE
jaskier derives his essence (his youth) from people singing his songs. it's like making an offering at an altar every time someone says "anyway here's toss a coin!" it's literally like drinking from the fountain of youth every time someone sings her sweet kiss or the golden one or whoreson prison blues in a tavern. he gets a little zing!!! every time this happens, like drinking a fuckin energy drink. his songs give him different energy depending on the ~*~flavor~*~ of song. all the young bardlings at the academy under his tutelage are fueling him into a super saiyan as they learn his many compositions.
his lute is his weapon and he has a little bird follow him around like a familiar. he is literally immortal snow white with fucking animals and dwarves and humans and witchers and whatever the fuck else swayed under his spell every time he opens his mouth.
THIS FUCKER IS IMMORTAL
