#mike townsend

[doctorwhoisadhd]

> watching crabs @ fridays s17d5 game

> look down slightly at the game below it

> garages @ steaks

> garages losing 20-2

> PITCHING: 🎸Mike Townsend

[macabre-vernissage]

[fresnelprism]

smooshing my interests together like clay

blaseball inscryption cards !! portrait art by me, cards generated using this website

explanation of the sigils under the cut :3

parker:

touch of death: anything it hits dies instantly

sprinter: card moves in the direction of the arrow at the end of the turn

megan:

rampager: card moves in the direction of the sigil and throws those in the way behind it

fecundity: creates a copy of the card in your hand when it's played

nagomi:

hoarder: when card is played search through your deck and choose 1 card

replusive: if a creature would attack this card, it does not

jaylen:

leader: adjacent cards get +1 power

unkillable: instead of dying the card returns to your hand

mike:

worthy sacrifice: worth 3 blood instead of 1 when sacrificed

tillman:

stinky: decreases opposing creatures power by 1 (mostly i just thought it would be rly funny to give him stinky)

[megaxard]

i put these on bluesky, so i might as well post them here too: two variants on the Six Fanarts thing that went around on twitter once! left is from may 2023, and right is from july 2021

[blockbusterclosed]

Blaseball was a horror game

My piece for the horror tribute zine. Thank you @lokrow for hosting, it was a pleasure to work with everyone who contributed ^_^

Read the rest HERE (MAJOR HORROR CONTENT WARNINGS! Blood, gore, body horror)

[dissonantwhsipers]

[dericbindel]

Mike Drops - A Blaseball Fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

In which Mike Townsend... well... in which Mike Townsend drops.

This has been on the backburner for a good chunk of this year. Started it in a very bad headspace (as I do with most of my heavy fics), but I'm doing better. This deals with some heavy stuff (CW in the link), and is loosely connected to some other fics of mine (also in the link).

I don't think this will be my last blaseball fic, but it will probably be the last for a hot minute.

[unsalted-thoughts]

Who would win in a fight

Post Shadows Mike Townsend, or The Batter