#mikeypost

[clownvoyance]

Screams happily at the turtle

Me every day

[clownvoyance]

I LOVE them ❤️

They're the best

[clownvoyance]

YOU HAVE A TORTOISE

I DO HER NAME IS MIKEY AND I LOVE HER! SHE'S GOT A WHOLE ROOM TO HERSELF RN BECAUSE WE'RE GETTING HER TRAVEL ENCLOSURE READY, AND SHE'S JUST STARING AT ME FROM UNDER THE DOOR

[transyoutubeheadcanons]

Stop making up headcanons about Real. Fucking. People.

oh my god go away i’ve answered this TWICE

here and here 

ok listen up im gonna put a link to those answers somewhere on this blog and from now on i won’t answer any more questions about this alright

- mikey

[transyoutubeheadcanons]

hello its me mikey and this is ur daily dose of nb dan howell

genderqueer dan who just DOESNT CARE abt anything gender and xe’s just like ‘fuck gender i just want to watch anime and listen to muse can i live’

bigender dan wearing high waisted shorts or skirts and crop tops and sometimes wearing a lot of makeup and sometimes not at all and being the coolest person ever and being super cute and supportive

agender dan bringing sunglasses wherever ze goes so that whenever anyone asks abt zeir gender ze’s just like ‘im not a boy im the sunglasses emoji’

demigirl dan who gets louise to teach her to do her makeup and then they teach agender phil too so they can do it on dan when she doesnt wanna do it herself

trans boy phil and genderfluid dan going shopping together and dan tries on a black witchy dress and phil’s just like :0 u have to buy it and dan’s just like ??really??? and phil buys ver a huge black witchy hat too and dan is just like :D im a witch

thank u please send me more headcanons

[transyoutubeheadcanons]

agender dan aka my entire life??? xe would be like "im not a girl or s boy. im an alien probably" and make a video sort of joking about it while also explaining the concept of gender to xeir followers and would just be So Cool and continue to present mostly masculine/androgynous but would start to wear makeup and eventually xe would go out in public wearing a crop top and just be positively glowing

CAN YOU LET ME LIVE PLEASE 

wow this is probably the best hc i’ve ever read xe would be sooooo chill abt it and would be like ‘i’m not a boy or a girl im just emo’ and ‘memes dont have a gender’ and stuff

and DAN IN CROP TOPS I WANT DEATH xe would rock it so hard (i have a crop top thats black and white and says ‘boom pow’ on the front and i just imagined dan in it and DIED) and xe would look so cool and after coming out and stuff xe would be much more comfortable in xeir body and xe’d wear high waisted shorts and skirts and i want to live please come back and send more stuff abt agender dan i need it pls

- mikey

[transyoutubeheadcanons]

hey u should not use the * after trans please

yeah i know, it wasn’t me but i changed it and i’ll tell the other mods to not do it either <3

- mikey

[transyoutubeheadcanons]

youtuber jackisnotabird is a trans boy irl btw i love his videos!

ahhh i know!!!! he’s so cute honestly i love him so much

- mikey