#milchbubi

[typinggently]

It’s very funny to me that Butcher’s own team truly does not like him. Kimiko and Annie not liking him is very, very understandable and has been understandable from s1. They should hate him more. MM and Frenchie have been vocal about their distrust and dislike since S3, but at that point, they were holding on because Hughie (everybody’s favourite angel Hughie♥️) liked him. But now, even Hughie told him that he doesn’t trust him. That friendship is over. So, in summary, he has nobody. Wait — nobody? That’s right, while everyone was rather neutral at their reunion after their one year separation, Homelander was super giddy to see him. Truly his only fan and supporter at this point. That’s devotion, baby.

[quack-and-yellow]

Julian Brandt trending at 4th place ajdjsjdjskkak

[willkommen-in-germany]

Is there a specific word for a man who wants to grow a full beard but isn't capable of growing a beard?

We do have many very specific words for sure. For this, I can only think of the concept of „Der Milchbubi“ = milk face, milksop, which is slightly dated but still funny.

[footballerindreams]

I agree Marlon and Jonathan. What do you think @quack-and-yellow?

[typinggently]

I fear I've made the connection way too late but you cannot be serious.

[....]

down to the fucking headtilt. and, you know. The fact that they both made themselves deadly sick for him.

(and the fact that he's mad at her in this very episode for stopping the treatment that was killing her... look who's not done killing himself to produce something in his chest for you, Milchbubi)

[typinggently]

The best part about Homelander is how undignified he is when he fucks. And I do NOT mean this in a “haha such a loser” way as the show does. I’m saying gloved hands (too eager to pull them off) helplessly squeezing, tearing, bruise-tight, boots still on, shoulders looking broad and awkward with the padding of the suit, cape getting in the way, wet lashes and those half-choked mewls, breath stuttering, muscles in that round little ass squeezing, working. Three nuts in and he’s still going, hair trigger and no refractory period, eyes rolled back. Hair still pristine because it’s practically glued in place.

[typinggently]

maybe the real reason why they didn't do the comic-accurate thing of having Soldier Boy getting his back blown out by Homelander was because they were aware that the Homelander they've created is too much of a bottom to do any of that.

[typinggently]

“You did this for me?” while riding him. (That whole monologue was already an exercise of dicksucking while jerking off but I’m saying we could take the next step here.)