Jul 25, 2023
I like to imagine that we drink cows milk cause some dude lost a bet way back when...
‘damn dude, you gotta pay up now. Let’s see... oh I know. Go suck that cows udder’
‘Are you fucking kidding me...’
‘do it no balls’
‘fine... holy shit dude, you gotta try this’
‘nah dude you trollin’
‘bro, fr this shit poppin’
‘fine... holy shit dude, we gotta tell the people’
‘wait dude, what’re we gonna tell them...’
‘ummm... we saw them feeding their kids, and thought it might be similar to how humans do it, so it must be healthy. Yeah yeah, logic’
‘Yeah yeah lets go with that’
‘dude, no one can know’
‘pinkie promise dude’
and now we have milk.
