KD’s Midnight JJ Thoughts pt.3
Its not midnight, this is more like a midmorning thought but whatever, from previous experiences, the Château bathroom gets so messy and its such a hassle to take a shower in there bc it smells like boy and there's just clothes everywhere and its just, no its not a vibe.
So picture you have to shower after a long day doing poguish shit and you walk in the bathroom and its just so messy and you don't feel like cleaning it beforehand so you grab a bar of soap and march outside towards the hose. You start turning it on before JJ walks out like,
“Whatcha doin’?”
And you have to explain that the shower is disgusting so you’re gonna hose yourself off and he just decides that's a brilliant idea bc he doesn't want to clean the bathroom either. (even though half the shit lying on the floor is his) So you both strip down to your swim suit and shorts and he just stands there with the hose helping you rinse the soap out of your hair and vice versa.
And its the cutest thing because one second he’s holding the hose being all helpful n’ sweet, and the other he’s aggressively spraying you with the water like you’re both at war and you’re splattering him with soap and laughing like its the funniest thing in the world.
Before you know it John B and Pope are like,
“Someone leave the water on, I’m getting MY soap/shampoo”
And then everybody just ends up “showering” outside with the hose because y’all are too lazy to clean the bathroom.