#mildly valveplug

[breakdownsbuttlights]

You have said that Drift is a consummate bottom (mood), but here’s the more important question: who’s the big spoon?

The question isn't who is the big spoon (they take turns you see), but rather who is the BEST spoon. The answer is Ratchet. He's slightly taller and an ideal hugger: warm, strong, fuzzy, well-padded. Drift, on the other hand, gets points for enthusiasm but loses them for cold hands, sleep biting, and a tendency to get rowdy in the caboose.

[breakdownsbuttlights]

So what you’re saying is… Ratty’s a peach?

😙🍑