#militarizedsubconscious

[dilfsisko]

I will say Skinamarink scared me but ONLY cause I knew certain things were gonna happen but I didn’t know WHEN the tension GOT ME. And then I got up after the movie ended and saw this out of the corner of my eye

GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF YOUR HOUSE

[weaver-z]

“An Event….”

Something Sure Will Happen in This Movie

[thelilnan]

Top ten Saw trap names. Not the trap itself. Just the name.

saw is.... bad actually

[lesbiancolumbo]

What is the ankle touch from I’m uneducated in the ways of waking up in sobs 😔

it’s a line from one of the most incredible scenes of all-time -- the backseat soul baring that jesse and celine have in before sunset (2004), nine years after they met and fell in love in before sunrise (1995), where jesse confesses that he used to dream about touching her ankle and waking up next to his wife in sobs. one of the most terribly romantic things i’ve ever heard. 

my girlfriend and i have an inside thing related to that scene that i don’t want to get into, for obvious reasons, and that’s what the majority of the ankle posts are about.

[upstartgeek]

I found this ghostbusters cereal at Meijer and I almost got it but it looks like pure sugar. Instantly thought of you though

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it will surely turn my teeth to liquid but i wanna eat it so bad...just to maintain my brand

[plainclothes2025]

I hope you feel better soon 💖💖 also did I. When I was going to hit the ask button did I see a JJ rabies pride flag Edit....

Pride month came early

[nekotato]

I feel like I should know this order by now but top ten StEx characters :3

oh man oh boy oh man giving them an ORDER? oh boy oh man oh phewww but I can do this

I...I can’t pick a certain number 1 but logically, I can never love Electra as much as Solstice and my favorite component is Purse so. Purse <3 he has the mean bitch energy that I love

Electra......iconic bicon

Killerwatt, we love our 2018 man in this house!! And I am the KW lover originator itd be a crime to not have him in my top 3

Pearl, she’s quickly risen in my ranking since I saw the play for the first time, I just rlly love the aesthetic and she’s valid for being horny

Volta, SHES JUST VERY HOT

Joule, her looks and feral behavior hits close to home...I connect with a big assed wild lady

Buffy, idk what it is about her but I love the design and her character

Ashley, another hot hot lady and I especially love the bouncy skirt

Dinah, she’s v v cute <3 Also toddies

Wrench...........yknow,,

[enochianribs]

5, 7, 8, 9, 13, 15, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21, 22, 26, 27, 28 YOU DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THEM ALL I MISS A LOT

Rancid Nuts

After the finale, Misha Collins posted a link to an article about how to know when your nuts have gone rancid saying it made “salient points” and the article basically said you know they’re rancid if they leave a bad taste in your mouth (EVERYTHING POST 15X18?)

Don’t Feed The Baboons (guest starring A*drew D*bb)

Edit: this was about Dabbs new show. 

#TheySilencedYou

This was a hashtag started by SPN fans on twitter who were rightfully livid that they buried cas (yes he was technically alive but literally where was he after despair) because he was gay and they killed Dean because they basically set him up as bi and then realized they could either follow through with it or kill dean too, which they did :^)

“It wasn’t a bury your gays” (guest starring the CW’s sniper)

The hastag successfully trended and drew a lot of attention to CW. They, however, said nothing officially. Instead, Misha posted a video saying that he thought it was a beautiful ending to Cas’ character despite LITERALLY HAVING CALLED IT A BURY YOUR GAYS LIKE. A WEEK BEFORE. and us fans were like misha sweetie we love you but you know it was bury your gays stop covering for the CW which he immediatley apologized for and had a sincere twitter thread with angry fans. Basically, CW was using him to cover and they had a sniper trained on him ALA Disney w/ Oscar Issac.

whatever those birds chirping in the Brazilian dub were (if someone has more info on this, please share!

Actually, I also have no idea what this one is about. 

Heller Obama

A really long time ago, when Obama was president he autofollowed an insane amount of accounts (idk why). One of them was a destiel heller account. Heller!Obama jokes ensued. (Not my favorite episode fjdaslkf)

Misha Collins’ bare ass on both Obama’s and Biden’s Timelines

Misha’s friend subtweeted him with a bare picture of his ass while he’s standing in the middle of a burned down forest saying that was a threat and he had worse where it came from. Personally one of my top three episodes of SPN 16.

Reverse Mishapocalypse: The Secret Tumblr

I missed this one too I think. People started changing their icons to misha but I was too busy tin hating to notice.

Fart Jokes and Spitting on Locks

They released a short gag real for season 15 at the live panel with stacey abrams. Jensen makes like. two anal jokes because he’s a beast.

The End of Heller Obama

Obama unfollowed the heller account which was arguably way funnier than him following it in the first place because SOMEONE must have made him acknowledge it?

Dean’s Fruity Heeled Boots

Dean wears these boots with heels. They’re fruity. We want them. 

Heller Taylor Swift (guest starring A Chevy Door, November and a Flannel

Taylor Swift released a new album and it’s very deancas apparently. Idk. I don’t stan her so that’s all i’ve got.

The Rogue Director (aka canon destiel #4

The director of the LATAM dubs (destiel goes canon 2) has this live facebook conference thing and he was basically like FUCK whatever they were trying to do we made dean reciprocate because it made sense. 

Jenmish flavoured Beer

Jensen and Misha were acting up as they always do, making me pull out the tin hat. I answered an ask about that already here u go.  My personal favorite episode because I love it when they get sappy.

Heller Obama’s Possible Comeback: The Boys Edition

no idea because i resolved all of it’s possible humor when he unfollowed the account.