GOOD SEX. BAD LEX.

Kate. Don’t tell anyone how I live.

[plainclothes2025]

If you were in charge, what would be the next iconic role for Cuban-American stage and television actor, singer, and platinum-tier DILF, Raúl Esparza

Assuming this is a post-COVID dream world, the obvious answer would be in his tony-winning role of JJ Hunsecker in the sweet smell of success revival. If we are going FULL dream land then reprising his role of chilton in Hannibal season four and letting him be a stronger, wiser bitch bent on revenge. But also he should play Harvey Dent/two face in some batman installation because he’s already played a lawyer and knows how to camp the fuck out of every role he does.

[plainclothes2025]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[lindleland]

okay

[lindleland]

[emmaharwoods]

LUPITA NYONG'O for Elle Magazine — May 2026

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[plainclothes2025]

cute girl from school that I’ve been trying to figure out is gay or not is messaging me about women’s hockey

[plainclothes2025]

is this flirting

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[plainclothes2025]

Lex gets a mech suit that protects him and Superman is immediately like “cool I can throw him through a WALL now”

[plainclothes2025]

look at him go

[plainclothes2025]

me trying to keep up with tvl concert updates and man of tomorrow set pics while watching a SHIT hot basketball game

[royalarmyofoz]

JOAN CHEN in Montreal, My Beautiful 2025

[achillesinhighheels]

[plainclothes2025]

BALLHALLA TIME 🏀

[plainclothes2025]

“Jocyté? I say JoTHREEté” SCREAMING

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[byjove]

*doctor voice* we just got the test results back from your bloodwork and it’s weird. yeah. your blood is real freaking weird. what’s causing it? no clue. should you be worried about it? not really sure. anyway, just wanted to call and tell you your blood is all kinds of fucked up.

[plainclothes2025]

BALLHALLA TIME 🏀

[sillystigmata]

Assad…