#milk discourse

[nonbinaryezri]

"humans aren't meant to drink cows milk" "most people are lactose intolerant" I DONT CAREEE I LOVE MILK. as a kid i had a Milk Bottle. it was not a baby bottle or any designated reusable bottle. i would buy a soda or something, drink all the soda, and refill the bottle with milk. this was my Milk Bottle. i would refill it multiple times a day. sometimes i would get strawberry syrup and have Strawberry Milk Bottle. after a few days when my brain decided Milk Bottle was too dirty to keep using i would buy another soda and repeat the cycle. i did this incredibly consistently from the ages of like 12 to 16. i had a designated spot in the refrigerator for Milk Bottle. my bones are so fucking strong

[bakudanma]

Whether you like milk or not I think we can all agree that strawberry milk is the worst of it's kind

[beast-of-mosss]

oh I got polls! favourite milk options!!

chocolate!

strawberry

nut meg

maple syrup

egg nog

orange

vanilla ex-*cocks gun*

I cannot drink milk yet I do out of pure spite of others and myself

bag milk

I don't like milk :

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

[king-finnigan]

i see your jaskier wouldn't drink milk hc and i propose that in modern jaskier drinks only like. vanilla flavored oat milk. and he and geralt have had serious debates about it because Thats Not Milk Jaskier Its Oats With Vanilla Extract

oh my god you're so right. like

geralt: you're drinking vanilla-flavoured grains jaskier. it's not milk there's no milk in it-it doesn't even taste like milk at this point

jaskier: *drinks the vanilla oats straight out of the carton*

geralt: you stop that right now

[chip-gaynassi-racing]

hot take: normal milk is 10x the man choccy milk wishes he could be

[maxkillertart]

How do you drink your milk

[eterni-ki-moved]

Bitches be like "yeah I hate cold milk with a passion but I will gladly eat the milo powder from the can" it's me I'm bitches

[sunshinenotdick]

DISCUSS

The milk goes first