Y'know what really grinds my cobweb filled gears?
MILK
Normal, gut wrenching, and unbelievably fucked up liquid that comes straight from the teats of some random fuckin' cows.
Maybe it's just me being a "frail boned wimp" in the eyes of some. But, milk... Is just udderly dreadful to my poor taste buds and tummy to the point where I get the urge to vomit last week's dinner all over the floor.
Like, human beings are like the only species to drink milk from an entirely different creature! I just find that kinda crazy once one really sits and thinks about this fact.
Oh and could I forget the smell...
So not does the accursed white nectar taste like moldy cardboard after sitting in the rain, it also smells crazy. Speaking of crazy...
FUCKING WHITE GATORADE!!!
I mean, I don't really fuck with it because, during school lunch, I was dared to take a sip of White Gatorade. Now due to me having my suspicions about the mysterious white potion I wasn't going to do it. But a good friend of mine said that if I just took a small waterfall, they'd chug the rest of the cursed concoction. So of course after hearing this proposition I reluctantly took the bottle and took a waterfall of the drink but not too much as I already wasn't fucking with this whole idea in the first place. I then quickly handed it over to my good friend who carried out his promise and chugged.
Of course not after I did my best Himeno impression behind a tree which utterly shook me for the rest of the school day.
But uhh yeah... Not the biggest fan of white liquids.





