customer milk? here are some bubblegums. w-well... don't ask why bubblegum... i-i’m just giving it to you ... just because!
He can’t hold back a contagious smile.
“Is that so? Awww, precious little thing, thank you so much.” Taking the small, sweet treat as gently can be from your petite, pretty hands, regarding them as fragile things - which is true. Cute beings break too easily, the world isn’t especially too kind to those like you and that, he vows to protect for the rest of his life.
You’ll understand, won’t you?
“Haven’t had this in awhile now that I think about it. An addicting taste of childhood - one that many people cannot help but crave,” he adds, reminiscing over memories that never existed to him. Nice ones, that is. Growing up was difficult, especially when you were responsible for your own siblings as a child.
“I should save this for later today, probably gonna need it.”
Are Milk and Vanilla the only ones out of the siblings who never maim or kill people? :0
Actually, every sibling is capable of anything. Milk is just a sly man who tends to avoid getting his hands dirty, trusting someone else to take care of the problem if it cannot be solved peacefully with words. The only situation where he’ll actually put a hand on them is if it’s personal. You know, if his favorite customer isn’t obedient, people picking on his dearest sister, or pesky, mischievous robbers looking for a fight.
On the other hand, Vanilla hardly resorts to violence. She’ll pout when angry, stomping her feet like a little child throwing a silly tantrum. It’s a cute sight. Her brothers are there to usually solve any issues so she doesn’t have to raise a hand but, don’t be fooled. She can and she will if her darling customer asks her. Their wish is her command!
hi! i was wondering-- what's the youngest age that each of the brothers would be willing to date?
Well, as long as they are of age, then there shouldn’t be much of a problem. The siblings are in their late twenties after all (besides Vanilla), but they do have their own preferences!
Milk and Strawberry are those who wouldn’t mind someone fairly young (19-20) even if the age gap is noticeably big. Milk will feel more inclined to protect and cherish them, really hammering down his ‘big brother’ character while SB just sees them as a cute little plaything, someone to essentially corrupt if they haven’t been already. He’ll show them the Hell that is his heart.
Coffee on the other hand doesn’t care, perhaps the only one who doesn’t even have a complete idea, it’s not something that’s thought about.
Poison prefers someone a little more close to his age range (22-24). Reason? Not that there is one, he just feels more comfortable - but depending on how much he favors the customer, then maybe twenty can work too.
And Vanilla - well, she turned nineteen recently so eighteen and up is pretty natural!
gdkfdjfxfjs i have one though and that is milk making me his perfect housewife 🤤🤤
This is quite an appealing idea. Milk plans on sharing a domestic life with his darling customer! Having someone to come home to, waiting patiently at the front door greeting him in a cute, darling apron designed by Coffee himself, asking if he wants to end this night with a delicious dinner, or drawn hot bath, or perhaps this time he’s feeling... you?
customer 🐚 milk! how are you today? recently, i’ve been taking a liking to dating simulators, haha… i’ve just been feeling very lonely lately. with that being said, i’ve missed you! was the shop being closed for repairs? (hey, do you take emoji anons? if so, i’d like to be 🐚 if that’s ok!!!! ^_^) ?
“Dating simulators, you say? I haven’t played some myself, or at all even, but I heard about them. Interesting concept, could comfort lots of people out there. But did you just say... lonely? My, my, we don’t allow that here!” A gentle grin reaches his lips as your hand is enveloped in his own warm, cozy hands - giving a little squeeze.
“Remember, big brother is always here for you. Always. Now that we are open yet again, do come anytime and I’ll keep you occupied, sugar. I promise.”
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“Anyhow, kind of! Each of us had our own things to do, problems to solve on our own. You can say some repairs have been done. Not to the cafe, but to ourselves I guess!“ He laughs it off.
“Although the wait was excruciatingly long, it feels glad to be back.”
note + haha of course! i’ll be putting the customer anons on some page soon after, thank you for asking customer 🐚 !
customer if there was a homeless person sleeping behind the cafe, trying to stay hidden, what would the siblings feel?
Milk actually feels pretty bad. The streets isn’t a nice place for anyone. He doesn’t know of their situation, and thus, shouldn’t make any assumptions just yet. Depending on how they answer his small list of questions, he’d take them into his home for them to freshen up, and actually consider hiring them to see what they are made of. Think of it as a test! If they prove to him that they will be dedicated, not slacking off or doing anything suspicious, they’ll be hired and provided the comfort of a home until they are able to afford their own. If they aren’t so motivated.. then, they shall be taken care of by Poison or Coffee respectively.
Strawberry thinks everyone besides himself is a bother, nothing new. That insect behind the store is just a nuisance. Their very existence bothers him and he doesn’t try to hide it anytime he sees them. If they happened to be there one night when he’s feeling really, really angry, he might just let out his frustrations on them. What’s the harm? They both know they can’t do anything about it, and Milk might find it helpful.
Coffee doesn’t have an opinion. He doesn’t allow himself, anyways. The decision is ultimately up to his brother, the owner of the cafe. Whatever Milk decides, it’ll happen. If his brother wants him to train this person to work, then he will. If his brother wants him to convince them to leave the premises, then he will. If his brother wants them to be disposed of, he will.
Poison is a slimy bastard. He’d take advantage of them after his little discovery, grinning madly to himself at the thought. The roster for his patients has started to get even smaller; he needs new guinea pigs, new subjects to test, new results to gloss over. Why would they reject his kind offer? He’s offering a rather generous amount of money for their cooperation, no one is willing to give them a hand by the looks of it. All they have to do is just answer a bunch of questions at his place, and endure a few harmful experiments.
Vanilla is worried... for them! In fact, she’s probably the one to notify Milk about this situation. She’s constantly checking to see if they’re okay or if they need food, or anything within her abilities. There’s not much the girl can truly do as she is just a student with a part-time job, but her effort is what truly counts. They are thankful enough.
customer @haginyan *stares at milk* hey... um milk? how do you deal with ahoge? you know... that one lock of hair point up from the top of your head? i just got a hair cut and it didn't look well. but the good new is that now i can cosplay without wig so... um... it's a win-win?
“Ah, that! I’ve always tried using gel to stop it from sticking it up but it wouldn’t budge no matter what I do. Personally I could do without one, but I’ve learned to deal with it as time goes by. Unfortunately sugar, I don’t really have solid advice. Although if you ask me, I believe you look absolutely precious with one! I could eat you all up!”
customer ☀️ for all the siblings please! what do you guys do for entertainment? and manager, i hope you’re doing well! welcome back! please stay healthy and safe!
━━ siblings.
[ MILK ] "What a lovely question, my dear customer! I can’t say that I have a hobby per say.. my job is really all I do these days. It’s always been a pleasure running the shop with my family, meeting new people daily, coming up with new drinks and treats.”
(SB) Liar~♫. He watches those cute puppy compilations during breaks. I bet he’s imagining his dear customer in a pretty little collar-
(C) My dearest brother is admirable and reliable as always. Our siblings should take some notes.
(P) I dunno much about him besides the smoking, but I wouldn’t be surprised if all he thinks about is the cafe. Boring, just like his bland personality! Bleh!
(V) Big brother... you can always depend on him!
[ STRAWBERRY ] “Hm.. I like baking and cooking! I am the one who prepares the treats every morning after all, got to make sure they’re fresh. What else.. Yes, and gardening. At my own place, I do visit there daily to tend to my little garden.”
(M) I can’t argue with that, he is my trusty baker here. He is very skilled with a knife, that’s for sure!
(C) Yeah, whatever he says.
(P) I see he hasn’t listed his.. other hobbies. Oh well, it’s not my responsibility. Strawberry of course cannot be trusted, that much I know.
(V) He makes the best strawberry croissants, I cannot get enough of them!
[ COFFEE ] “You aren’t inclined to know.”
(M) Excuse his rash behavior, he means well. He enjoys scrolling through his feed which is full of fashion of all sorts, discovering ideas of his own and making them come to life. Coffee is a very passionate man, I admire it.
(SB) … Who is Coffee?
(P) Coffee is Milk’s slave, servant, you name it. He’s willing to do anything for him and I can’t seem to understand why him and not me. I would like a loyal assistant, hmph.
(V) He makes the prettiest clothes and is a hard worker, I love him so so much!
[ POISON ] “How about you find out yourself? I can always show you, isn’t it better that way then simply telling you?”
(M) Let’s not go there, Poison. There’s no need to scare them away.
(SB) You should take the offer customer! I guarantee it’s a sight you won’t forget, I find it pretty!
(C) Hmph, I’m not cleaning the mess up after.
(V) Ooh I want to see too!
[ VANILLA ] “Huh! This is a hard question. I have tons of things I like to do, help around the cafe, cosplay, be around my favorite customer... Also study! I cannot slack off you know!”
(M) Aw, aren’t you my precious baby! Yes you are!
(SB) Ah, yes.
(C) As you can see, my dearest sister is lovely.
(P) Boring, but endearing. I think it’s better this way, four psychopaths is enough already.
