#milk lore

[imthemilkgirl]

Do not test me when I'm thirsty for milk. I have made even the darkest nightmares look appealing compared to my milk less induced rage

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I am blessing you guys with some more milk lore:

when I was little (like 3 years old) I had a mild german accent, I don’t know where it came from. at that age I still had my southern dialect which sounds similar to kopenhagen-danish, which in turn can at times to the swedish ear have similarities to the german-swedish accent

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okay. things not made for human consumption that I ate as a kid:

a specific brand of hand moisturizer called Helosan (I think they changed their recipe because kids kept eating it so hey I wasn’t alone)

horse treats

foam from body wash

a specific brand of toothpaste

cat food (dry)

hay

not consuming but still weird: I would lick a wooden closet we had that was an old heirloom, the varnish tasted good what can I say

I would also lick keys

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when I was a kid I would eat foam. like, foam from the bathtub.

that says a lot about me

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I have this fear of accidentally traveling in time. like, if it’s intentional it’s fine. But as soon as it’s unintentional it gets scary. I’ve had several nightmares where I’ve stepped into a room and get sent to a whole different time period

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milk lore: during 2020 I would play plague inc religiously. like, while waiting for class I just sat there making a fictional virus. interesting times

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if I ever have kids or I get nieces/nephews I'll have these rules

never get a tattoo of an angel (real ones know) or someone's name for that matter (not necessarily about partners you may break up with, it just feels wrong)

always have a pretty rock in your pocket

always pay for a cat you adopt even if it's a stray, leave out a cent or something for the world. don't worry about anyone taking the money, they probably need it. not paying for a cat means bad fortune

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things I’ve seen at the local traveling centrum

two cartons of milk that were probably stepped on. there was milk in the snow

half open condom (an open condom or a closed condom would be usual, but a half open one???)