Ghosts - Miller Williams
Some evenings, there are ghosts. There are. Ghosts come in through the door when people come in, being unable to open doors themselves and not knowing (not knowing they are ghosts)
they could pass through anything, like thought. They come and stand, move aimlessly about as if each one of them had come to meet someone who hadn’t arrived. I always thought
of haunts and spirits as having a special power like witches to do whatever they wanted to. They don’t. Pure energy without a cage can do nothing at all. Whatever power
pushes or pulls the things of this world to any purpose does it by piston or pistol, mill whell or spring or some such pushing back. Spirit freed fades into the world.
Inertia, which is habit, holds their lines a little while and then like memories they weaken and fade. The glow is energy going. They seem like actors trying to remember lines.
The trouble is they don’t know they’re dead. We don’t know very much about ghosts; we think that some of those who aren’t prepared and die surprised don’t understand they’re dead.
They hang around. The kindest thing to do is if you should ever see one is simply to say, “Listen, you’re dead. You’re dead. Get out of here.” That’s what the ghost eventually will do
when we’ve told it again and again to go. “Get out of here. Get out of here. You’re dead.” They can’t, of course, go anywhere on purpose; you have to give them intent to make them go.
And who knows where? All this has to do with Newton’s laws. The figure disappears. Somewhere there’s a place. Be kind. Be firm. Remember the only thing you have to do
is tell them the truth. Say, “You’re dead. Get out.” Ignore the slow confusion on their faces. Never pity. They can soak up pity. Sympathy makes them denser and drags it out.
If pity comes, don’t let it go to them. Watch for a sudden change in temperature. You still have a death to deal with. Pity yourself, who could be one of them
to live – as it were – with all the embarrassment. You would not want someone who sounds like a movie director telling you you’re dead. Your tissue hands could not hide the embarrassment.












