Millie x Lapis: Incorrect Quotes
Lapis: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Millie: What are your goals?
Lapis: To pet all the dogs.
Millie: No, fitness goals.
Lapis: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Millie, pointing: May I sit there?
Millie: That doesn't answer my question, Lapis.
Millie: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Lapis: You would eat yourself?
Millie: I wouldn’t even question it.
Millie: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Lapis: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Millie: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Lapis: Killed without hesitation.
*Millie and Lapis are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Millie: I think Houdini did this once! Why, if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Lapis, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
(*Source: Brave Little Toaster)
Millie, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Lapis: How could they be worse?
Millie: They couldn’t, I lied.
(*Source: Brave Little Toaster)
Millie: I don’t do relationships.
*Gems and Millie on a mission*
Millie: So what exactly are we doing?
Lapis: Don’t worry. It’s all part of the plan. We're professionals!
*Peridot picks up a piece of sandstone she found in the Kindergarten and licks it*
Lapis: Hey-! Get that out of your mouth!
(*Source: Lilo and Stitch)
Millie: So how’d you convince Amethyst and Peridot to betray me? What’d you offer them?
Lapis: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Millie: I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.
Millie: Do birds get sad for not having arms?
Lapis: Well, do you get sad for not having wings?
Millie, tearing up: Every single day.
Lapis: Sometimes I feel like a fish caught in a tank.
Millie: Only you’re not a fish.
Millie: You’re a wonderful, funny, and talented Gem who—
Amethyst: You’re a shrimp.
Lapis: You-you wanna get married?
Lapis: Well first, tax benefits.
Lapis: Second, I’m freaking in love with you.
