#milton jatd

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

You know I think we've talked before about how Jane has lots of knowledge about how to be a lady-in-waiting and stuff because of her mother, but I guarantee you she has the a lot of knowledge about the less glamorous but still important field of being a castle chamberlain because of her father. It really makes her a triple threat. She can sneak into the ball of a nefarious noble, dressed as a lady of the court, rip off the disguise of a dress and reveal herself as a knight, and proclaim that she knew they were up to something bad because they were so obviously committing tax fraud, she saw the documents herself!

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

*Modern au* Jane: One time I was in a school play and I had to say the line "where are my parents?" Right after I said "where are my parents?" my father called out: "here we are, darling, in Row H!" Jane: No one ever believes me when I tell this story, but I swear it's true.

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

Rip Milton Turnkey you would've loved coffee

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

Jane: What's it like being chamberlain? Milton, having a rare moment of hating his job: Well today I stayed inside for so long that sunlight hurt my eyes, so there's that. But other than that it's great.

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

Milton: it’s just my superpower, to always know all the city rules and regulations of any place we visit. I’m just like that.

Adeline, nodding supportively: you are.

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

*modern au*

Milton: I promise I'm not mad, just tell me the truth. Why did you two have fake IDs?

Jester: *unintelligible mumbling*

Milton: What?

Jane, quietly: You need to be at least eighteen to hold the dogs at the pet shop.