Wait! I love that headcanon about Sakusa having dry humour like that! I want someone to write that now. lollll. (Because I don't think I'm witty enough to come up with something myself. 😅)
AND THE FACT THAT HE HAS HIS MASK ON HALF THE TIME DOESNT HELP OK his eyes show absolutely no expression, and the candor of his tone really makes you question if he’s kidding, like,
you’d be walking down the street with him and fan would come up to you and ask him if they could have his autograph, and omi would be like “no, but you can have a lock of my hair.” and you’re just fucking standing there trying not to laugh while the poor fan just stares at him trying to decide if he’s joking or not so omi just coughs into his hand and says “do you have pen”












