Best non-canon Disney couple round 2: Timon x Pumbaa vs Merlin x Mim
Timon x Pumbaa
Merlin x Mim
Merlin x Mim: "There is something very shippy about an arch enemy. They squabble adorable."
Timon x Pumbaa: "They live as outsiders to polite society (Deeply queer!), they bicker about catch phrases and food, they adopt a run away kid and they did a great job with him."
"They are gays who raised their adopted lion son, your honor. What else can I say?"
"The only reason why it's not canon is because Disney is afraid of gay people. They raised a child together. They're married. Be honest with yourself Disney."










