Best Non-canon Disney couple round 4: Esmeralda x Quasimodo x Phoebus vs Timon x Pumbaa
Esmeralda x Quasimodo x Phoebus
Phoebus vs Timon x Pumbaa
Esmeralda x Quasimodo x Phoebus: "If it weren't for hetro-monogam normative ideas and ableism they would be canon, only as a trio can they live though this movie, and move to a better future."
"They are a ride or die trio who care for each other and save each other constantly. They have the makings of a great throuple."
"Look me in the eyes and tell me that this wouldn't have been the best setup disney had for a throuple. Obviously both of them have feelings for Esmerelda, which she reciprocates, but Quasi and Pheobus speedrun an enemies to friends arc and Quasi helps nurse him back to health, like this is a great setup. Anyways they all have two hands and the fact that Quasimodo was left out in the movie is heartbreaking and should be remedied."
Timon x Pumbaa: "They live as outsiders to polite society (Deeply queer!), they bicker about catch phrases and food, they adopt a run away kid and they did a great job with him."
"They are gays who raised their adopted lion son, your honor. What else can I say?"
"The only reason why it's not canon is because Disney is afraid of gay people. They raised a child together. They're married. Be honest with yourself Disney."