Jul 3, 2025
(holding up a singular sewing needle) yes! i found it! now i can sew my shirts and sweaters and blankets and beanies and (trips and falls into another fucking haystack
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(holding up a singular sewing needle) yes! i found it! now i can sew my shirts and sweaters and blankets and beanies and (trips and falls into another fucking haystack
i have no evidence to support my hypothesis
also i have no idea who this son is i literally just googled this
the sad part is when you fail and it's like NOOOOOOOO NOOOOO THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN NOOOOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOO NAOOOOO but the fun part is when you succeed and it's like Okay. Alright. Okay. Okay
(going to the doctor's) yeah and when they hit my knee with this really small hammer it jumps up for some reason and i thought maybe you could help fix that. yeah because instinct is weakness
(my lesbian friend calls me) heh. did... yuring. my number
(in the unkitchen of the antirestaurant) (finishing up plating a set of all foods to ever exist except for the filet mignon the customer ordered) (placing the order in the least intuitive place for the server to grab it) order down
(rolling my eyes) hmph. nice reblog, i guess... (placing fingers to temple) (eyes glowing with power) check it again. (you check it again; nothing's changed except you reblogged it from me instead
ah. the ol' ball 'n' chain... she's doing alright (thinking about my beloved flail