Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer all the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post
1) Out of all the books you’ve ever read, which was your least favorite?
If I hate a book I just don't finish it, so it's hard to remember. I fuckin hated Tom Sawyer.
2) Close your eyes. Stretch out both arms and grab the first things they touch. (If there’s nothing to one side, then get up and walk until there is something.) What were they?
Left hand: one of those spherical eos lipbalms--pomegranate raspberry specifically. Right hand: the Build-A-Bear I made at the one my friend works at. He's just your basic teddy bear, but I love him loads. And he's named after Benedick in "Much Ado" so that's pretty boss.
3) What is the stupidest piece of clothing you own?
Probably either my homemade flower crown or my silver pants. And I love both dearly.
4) What is your favorite non-fiction book or essay?
West with the Night by Beryl Markham
5) What potato products have you consumed in the last three days?
Burger King fries tonight, baked potato last night, and countless potato chips pretty much constantly.
6) What is the best meal you’ve eaten in the last two weeks?
We had sweet and sour chicken and rice the other night, home made in the crock pot that was like heaven.
7) How many humanoid objects (sculptures, bobbleheads, lego people, novelty can openers, etc, but NOT including 2D images or actual humans, but INCLUDING corpses, if there are any, but I don’t know why there would be) are in the room with you?
Three and a half, including my last queen's head. Unrelated, but the eyes keep rolling and it's really annoying.
8) Out of those humanoid objects, which is the creepiest?
Definitely the artist's mannequin.
9) What is underneath whatever you’re sitting on?
I'm sitting in bed, and my mattresses just rest on the floor, so nothin but carpet and the sketchy magazines I hide between mattress and boxspring.
10) Who was the last person you high-fived, and what was the context of that high-five?
I highfived two guys (Gustav and Ben, if anyone cares for their names) at the basketball game I was at tonight because our floor-pounding caused a basket.
11) Who is the nearest human being?
My mom is watching TV in the family room right outside mine.
2. What song can you never NOT go full-on solo dance party to?
3. Who was the last person you hugged? Why?
4. Whose face would you get tattooed on your face?
5. What do you carry with you on an every day basis?
6. Are you a fan of escaping?
7. Stripes or polka dots?
8. How many languages do you speak?
9. Do you generally shower at night or in the morning?
10. Tell me about your favorite and least favorite teacher you've ever had.
11. What's something you were all-consumingly passionate about as a kid that you just can't even fathom now?
I tag: mywaywardsociopath, mindchateau, purpleshirtofkittens, perksofbeinganassbutt, badgergasm, zombiezazzles, the-last-centurion, Zac, Cat, Mariah, and Polina
