#mineapple

[ofcarnivora]

But it's our's????

[justmaghookit]

mineapple replied to your photo: You’re illustrious team leader is here, well...

eye emoji eye emoji

Me standing behind the local pokemon gym “Hey kid wanna join my goth band”

[maternalcube]

mineapple replied to your post: said my url Out Loud in front of one of my grad...

you walk a fine line between thrilling openness and self-destruction

IT WAS ONLY BC I RAN INTO A MUTUAL AT GAMEJAM i assure you i would never speak my url aloud under literally any other circumstances

[ronniebox]

fro @prisdreamsbravely

Malcolm’s breath caught in his throat. His room was dark, save for the light above his bed. There, on the sheets, skin golden even under the harsh white light, lay his lover. Already, Malcolm could feel his heart pounding in his chest, and blood running south. He licked his lips, and when he spoke his voice was rough, needy. 

“You’re already here...?” It trailed off into more of a question, as he stumbled towards the bed and his lover. No response, but there was that look in their eyes, the look that said ‘Take me Malcolm, take me now’. Yanking the zipper of his uniform down, Malcolm quickly stripped off, before climbing into bed beside his delectable partner. He ran a hand over rough skin, allowing his mind to wander and imagine the sweet juices held within.  

“I’ve been thinking about you... all day,” he whispered against his lover’s skin. Still, no response, but that didn’t matter, because his lover was a pineapple, and thus would not respond. 

[ileaveittoyou]

Vogue magazine tryna tell me to avoid flower crowns for my 2017 wedding. Fuk u bitch, my bridesmaids are earth goddesses.

[ofcarnivora]

Podzol receives fanart!

[ofcarnivora]

I love mineapple dog <3

Pod says thamks!

[ofcarnivora]

What IS this magnificent dog and WHY is he so streamlined??

(I also have questions about why he's so attached to that pineapple, but my crew like cooked carrots in jello so no judgment here.)

For aerodynamic zoom zoom purposes! He wants the pineapple because it smelled interesting and I didn't want him to have it before I took a picture of it but he insists 😔